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Backwoods ignorant redneck. (Or so they say...)

7 Great Home Defense Options for When Guns Are Banned

Guns are on their way out. And thank goodness! We can’t wait to return to the utopian paradise we lost when guns were invented by Bob Gun back in 1804. Still, once in a great while, you might need to … Continue reading

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Tough to Watch

This is one of the hardest to watch videos I have ever seen. I am surprised it is available. It involves the shooting of New Mexico State Trooper Darian Jarrott on February 4, 2021. It did not appear to me … Continue reading

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WTF?

I realize that the cops have to talk people down, but in several places, this looked like the Keystone Cops to me. I was not impressed.

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Hear Much About the Latest Mass Shooting?

Update: Seems Antz and I must have posted at almost the same time, so this is a duplicate of the story posted a bit further down the page. I didn’t think so. For some strange reason, this story about “gun … Continue reading

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A NEW Director for the AFT!

Slow Joe is finally getting the AFT a new director. Great job Joe! You fucking moron. It´s the ATF you mumbling pisoshito!!! pic.twitter.com/RnHbKhnJte — ilDonaldoTrumpo (@ilDonaldoTrumpo) April 8, 2021

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Google Removes Entire State Of Georgia From Google Maps

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Tech giant Google announced today that they are removing the entire state of Georgia from their Google Maps platform, effective immediately. This comes in response to the state’s recent voter law that many are calling racist. “We cannot … Continue reading

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This Doesn’t Fit the Narrative

Homer Talley, father of Boulder Police Officer Eric Talley has said his son was a supporter of the 2nd Amendment and that Eric would never have wanted his death used to promote gun control. Doesn’t really fit the narrative, hence … Continue reading

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Yet Another Mass Shooting

Update: 10 dead, including 51 year old Boulder Police Officer Eric Talley. RIP Eric, until we meet again on Fiddler’s Green. You may have seen the news today. Another mass shooting. This one was about 15 miles from my house, … Continue reading

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Yet Another Moron Killed by the Cops

Never will I understand why people pull guns on cops. Takes awhile in the video to get to the shooting, so if you want to skip ahead, just start at 6 minutes into the video. It appears to me that … Continue reading

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Catholic Priest Slams Catholic Bishops and Joe Biden

I am not a Catholic and disagree with much of their doctrine, but this priest is so absolutely right on telling the absolute truth that one can’t help but distribute this far and wide. Thanks to Bogside for sending it … Continue reading

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New M1 Abrams Tanks To Come Equipped With Changing Tables

LIMA, OH—As part of an ever-progressing military, a new feature has been added to the next line of M1 Abrams tanks: a diaper changing table. “The horrors of war have often been unfriendly to the busy mom on the go,” … Continue reading

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Epic Police Pursuit

Almost a year old, but one of the most epic pursuits I’ve seen. The report never explains the original reason for the attempted stop by the Forest Service Ranger. That information would be critical to know as a pursuing officer … Continue reading

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SuperStraight: The Newest Sexual Category That’s Taking The World By Storm!

Saw this on Ace and burst out laughing. I can’t possibly do it justice, if you haven’t been to Ace of Spades today, here’s about the funniest thing I’ve read all week. SuperStraight! Apparently when those of us who are … Continue reading

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The Dildo Song

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You Make the Call

Another of Amerika’s finest. The cop appears to be 100% wrong, but the video doesn’t indicate the origin of the issue. The photographer appears to be trying his best to provoke a serious incident. I’d call them both morons.

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Another Great Family Band

Here’s yet another great family band, The Petersens. You can read all about them at their website. Amazing parents create amazing children and this family is no exception. Here’s their version of John Denver’s famous song “Take Me Home, Country … Continue reading

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Muriel Anderson on the 21 String Harp Guitar

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More Cotton Pickin’ Kids

These kids are awesome.

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The “Offended” Song

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Old People, F’ Yeah!

Saw this on Ace of Spades and realized I qualified.

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Walgreens Closes It’s Tenth Store in San Franfreakshow

I love it when a plan comes together! I’m sure the city council in San Franfagshow sat down and said, “Let’s see what we can do to completely and utterly destroy our city.” Let the homeless shit in the streets, … Continue reading

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Feel Good Story of the Day

Cops in Muskogee, OK, killed a 17 year old girl when she began shooting at them after she and her boyfriend were pursued for stealing a truck. There are a number of “feel good stories” involving the cops ventilating a … Continue reading

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Three Stories of the Dreaded “88”

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Crazy White Women Brawl Over “Social Distancing”

This is actually pretty hilarious. Women fighting in a soap store. Somebody will undoubtedly file a lawsuit.

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Another Power Hungry Cop

I have to admit, I’ve seen people driving like maniacs when I was an off duty cop and wanted to pull them over. It’s a complete no no to do that unless there is some kind of felony crime involved. … Continue reading

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How Fast Can a Situation Turn to Shit?

The answer is, “Instantaneously.” There are a number of former cops who read this blog. I’m sure each of us can attest to how quickly a seemingly innocuous situation can turn to shit so fast it’s hard to fathom. These … Continue reading

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If This Doesn’t Make You Puke, Nothing Will

Either this is the dumbest woman on the planet or she thinks WE are the dumbest people on the planet.

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Vietnam Vet Beaten by Police in Unprovoked Assault at VA Hospital

H/T Bogside José Oliva survived the bloodiest year in Vietnam, but he most feared for his life when he was brutally beaten in an unprovoked attack by federal officers in a Veterans Affairs hospital in his hometown of El Paso. … Continue reading

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Marjorie Taylor Green Gives a Tour of Fort Pelosi’s Border Wall

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One Year Ago

Apparently Hollywood had a Golden Globe Award ceremony last night. Who knew? Nobody cares or watches anymore. In honor of these fine people, here is Ricky Gervais hosting the Golden Globes LAST YEAR.

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