A transient anus, that is.

Go on, tell us what you think the advantages would be.

A scientist has stumbled upon a creature with a “transient anus” that appears only when it is needed, before vanishing completely. Dr Sidney Tamm of the Marine Biological Laboratory could not initially find any trace of an anus on the species. However, as the animal gets full, a pore opens up to dispose of waste

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  1. bogsidebunny says:

    A transient anus? Isn’t that any politician using our taxes to travel from his/her home to Washington D.C. and back again?

  2. Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman says:

    Well, that would get rid of that old saying, “everybody has one”.

  3. redneckgeezer says:

    I see that each day I drive in heavy traffic. If I’m with others in the car, I always issue a verbal comment, “Asshole alert, asshole alert,” as some yahoo who may otherwise be normal, turns into an asshole on the highway and puts his/her interests before all others, with risk to life an limb of all around him.

  4. bogsidebunny says:

    Redneck, My sentiments exactly. Mass use of vehicles is like the commoners flying today. Somehow the majority turn from benign ignoramuses into major league asshole when the enter an aluminum cocoon.

  5. Eskyman says:

    Can’t say I ever saw a creature with a disappearing asshole, but I’ve met a lot who are nothing BUT assholes! Wish there was some way to make them disappear, but they’re everywhere.

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