GEE! I WONDER WHO PAID HIM TO SAY THAT?

Baseball announcer says climate change responsible for increased number of baseball home runs

My God!

If a dumber mother fuckers (other than a liberal) exists, please tell me.

Someone please tell me this guy was having everyone on.

“These guys are putting good swings on it, too. It’s just — it’s a lot of carry.

It’s the bats, too. We were talking about this the other day, you remember, what was it, ’12, maybe ’13 when the bats were helicopter and everywhere — only a matter of time before somebody gets stabbed with a bat.

Now, when do you see that? You rarely see a bat break violently anymore.

I just think they’ve mastered the craft, whether it’s maple or ash or whatever they’re using now. We’ll show, you’ll see toothpicks flying around. Every once in a while, one will be on the ground past the pitcher, but not the violent helicopter spear thing that we saw for a couple of years anymore, and I think the bats plus the balls plus launch angles plus pitchers throwing hard plus global warming is why there’s so many home runs.”

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1 Response to GEE! I WONDER WHO PAID HIM TO SAY THAT?

  1. Dan says:

    Perhaps it’s the fact that baseball players today are built like football players from 25 years ago….and probably ‘juice’ while training in the offseason.

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