Monthly Archives: May 2019

ONLY IN SAN FAG-FREAK-SHOW

A bar where you pay $50 an hour for the privilege of touching rats and watching some bullshit show. In what can only be construed as the “literally, no one” meme brought to life, next month San Francisco is getting … Continue reading

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THE SOLUTION TO PAYING OFF STUDENT LOANS

Simple, you owe it, you pay it. So, you’re a barista with a problem – you took out $200K student loans to get that master’s degree from Gumbo State in “LGBTQ2#v& Experiences as Reflected in 17th Century Bolivian Folk Songs” … Continue reading

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HOW ABOUT AN AFTERNOON POLITICAL CARTOON?

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OUTRAGEOUS!

Man faces two years in jail for opening 10 year old son’s mail. I wonder why he was ratted out? Oh! Yeah! A pissed off ex. A Spanish man risks spending the next two years in prison for opening a … Continue reading

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YOUR AFTERNOON MUSIC BREAK (IN MEMORIAM)

Leon Redbone, 69, passed away yesterday. I still remember catching him live in Newport News, VA: Leon Redbone, the singer who built a career out of performing ragtime, vaudeville and American standards with a sly wink and an unmistakable, nasally … Continue reading

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THE SCHADENFREUDE IS STRONG IN THIS ONE

Hollywood skank, Lena Dunham, sold her NY apartment. For a hefty loss. It’s the end of an era for Lena Dunham — the “Girls” creator is in contract to finally unload her Brooklyn apartment. The outspoken star’s airy Williamsburg condo … Continue reading

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TODAY’S OPEN THREAD

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EYE CANDY

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DON’T YOU JUST LOVE IT WHEN DARWIN WORKS?

Wind surfer collides with ferry. Goes splat. Dumb fuck! Hopefully he never had a chance to procreate. This is the horrific moment a Russian windsurfer was killed in a collision with a high-speed ferry packed with tourists. Artem Akimov, 18, … Continue reading

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YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO RESIST….

And then you’ll cringe. AH-NOLD raps: He acts, he governs, he raps? “Terminator” star and former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has made his rapping debut on a new song called “Pump It Up” with fellow Austrian Andreas Gabalier. The bodybuilder … Continue reading

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AND OF COURSE THIS IS EXPECTED OF RAGHEAD ASS-SUCKING LIBERALS

A raghead Uber driver kicked two Jewish women out of his cab. Uber did nothing. Now imagine if a Jewish driver kicked two ragheaded women out. An Uber driver in Los Angeles who said he was Palestinian kicked two Jewish … Continue reading

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I RESPECT JOHN CLEESE A BIT MORE NOW

He’s still a leftist moron but on the issue of multi-culturalism he is spot on. Even funnier is how his leftist pals are pissed off at him and telling him so. He’s not having any of it: As we reported … Continue reading

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SORRY, SHE DESERVED IT

If kids are allowed to determine their genders when they are 6,7,8,10,12,14 years old then when they decide to have sex with someone older shouldn’t that also be allowed? Case in point, this 13 year old with a 70 year … Continue reading

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AH! HYPOCRISY! THY NAME IS NETFLIX!

Netflix is thinking about getting out of Georgia because it passed anti-abortion laws. Yet they happily film in Egypt where it is illegal, too. Netflix plans to step up production in the Middle East, notably Jordan and Egypt, where abortion … Continue reading

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THIS IS WHY WE’RE SLIDING INTO A STATE OF IDIOCRACY

Baseball player goes all weepy after his foul ball bonks a kid. Of course, now there are demands for nets and barriers everywhere JUST IN CASE someone gets hurt. How about removing all that crap and letting people take responsibility … Continue reading

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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU’RE POLITICALLY CORRECT AND LET EMOTIONS DICTATE YOUR VOTING?

You get Sad Dick Chaka-Khan as mayor and as an extra added bonus you get a MASSIVE increase in crime. Sadiq Khan has presided over an “alarming hike in violent crime” in the three years since he has become London … Continue reading

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AND IN STOCK MARKET NEWS….

Looks like another exciting day for the markets with the leftists braying about how Americans are going to end up paying so much more for stuff from Mexico. I call bullshit on that. There will be bravado from Mexico about … Continue reading

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A LEFTIST HOLLYWEIRDO MAKING SENSE?

It does not happen too often. But Meryl Streep just admitted the term “toxic masculinity” is harmful to boys. I had to laugh, though, when I saw her referred to as an “actor” instead of “actress.” Funny how femi-nazis hate … Continue reading

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YOUR DAILY CHORTLE

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FOR WHEN YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT BAD…….

When you’re not feeling well or think life’s given you a lemon, read this: Warned she would never conceive after being burned alive by a catastrophic reaction to epilepsy drugs, a young woman has revealed her joy at being just … Continue reading

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ONLY IN FLORI-DUH!

Man arrested for spitting on woman after she demanding he properly flush the toilet. Having seen only a picture of the guy but not the woman I can only surmise she’s a real prize, too. A Florida man was charged … Continue reading

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HOW ABOUT AN AFTERNOON POLITICAL CARTOON?

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GOTTA SIDE WITH THE CATERER

And if the POS who’s whining about it worked for I’d fire her….and everyone else agreeing with her. The issue: catering staff rants about boss ordering left over foods be trashed. They want to eat it, instead (so that it … Continue reading

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YOUR AFTERNOON MUSIC BREAK

THE WHO: “I CAN SEE FOR MILESD”

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YOU’VE GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF DUMB FUCK TO PAY THIS

$45,000 for NBA finals game to watch a bunch of over-paid (and quit a few criminal) urban gorillas run back and forth throwing orange balls. One person spent a ton of cash on tickets to game four of the NBA … Continue reading

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TODAY’S OPEN THREAD

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EYE CANDY

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REALLY, WHAT DID SHE EXPECT?

Women who voluntarily allow themselves to be photographed nude really aren’t too bright when, after the photos are leaked, claim to be offended. In the past it was much harder to steal negatives but today, with digital technology, there are … Continue reading

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NEW YORK: NO DIFFERENT THAN ENGLAND

A place where a homeowner who shoots two burglars is the one who gets arrested. The Oneida County District Attorney is investigating a 64-year-old homeowner in New York who it says shot and killed two people, thought to be burglars, … Continue reading

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WHY ARE LEFTIST SOCIALISTS SILENT?

The ex-wife of Jeff Bezos promises to give away half her $37 BILLION divorce settlement. Given leftist penchants in believing and demanding that billionaires “owe” it to them you’d think they’d demand she give it all away. Like this asshole:makes … Continue reading

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DARWIN DENIED (NAH!!!)

Asshole sets himself on fire in D.C. Survives. Too bad. UPDATE: HE BE DEAD! Disturbing footage has emerged of a man setting himself on fire and calmly walking around near the White House as police desperately tried to douse the … Continue reading

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LET THIS NOT BE THE FIRST

Man sues airlines and owner of “emotional support dog.” Read what happened. I hope he wins…especially against the owner. A Delta passenger who was mauled by a veteran’s emotional support dog has filed a double lawsuit against the animal’s owner … Continue reading

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IS HE JUST A LITTLE PUSSY……..

…..or is he trying to make a point? Better, yet, why isn’t the left in an uproar about this dehumanization of an actor and sexual misconduct on the part of someone in position of authority? After all, she’s no better … Continue reading

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OF COURSE!

Ragheads can make all the noise they want when they’ve got their asses in the air 5 times a day but pity the poor Christian who tries to ring a church bell. Anyway, this guy was pissed at the noise … Continue reading

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WANNA BET HE’S A LIBERAL FUCK?

I swear, all I saw was a generic title (something like “Mayor stops private company from building wall”) with no party ID and then I clicked on the link and TA-DA!! Right there in the unabridged title. He’s a democrat. … Continue reading

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IF TRUE, THIS IS FUNNY

Funny but a bit petty, too. Trump wanted USS John McCain out of sight during his visit in Japan. However, it’s worth it to see how the left gets their kotexes in a wad over it. Especially the daughter of … Continue reading

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AN IDEA I CAN GET BEHIND

Fining those who give money to panhandlers: You may want to think twice before giving money to panhandlers in Newark. Police there will now be ticketing drivers they say are posing safety risks and delaying traffic by stopping to give … Continue reading

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COOL FIND

The marble head of Dionysius (god of wine (Bacchus)) found in Rome. A 2,000-year-old marble bust found trapped within a medieval wall in Rome may depict the face of Dionysus, the ancient god of wine and festivity. Archaeologists discovered the … Continue reading

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Obi-Trump Kenobi

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DARWIN TO WIN AGAIN IN 3…..2…..1…..

Asshole buys lion cub. Cub full grown now. Asshole still lets it roam free in his house. I bet it smells really swell in the house, too. And who gets to clean the lion shit up? This thing eats 17 … Continue reading

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HOW ABOUT AN AFTERNOON POLITICAL CARTOON?

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SURE DIDN’T TAKE LONG

Now robots will be doing jobs illegals do. All the more reason to kick those fuckers out. We don’t need them. Quivering and hesitant, like a spoon-wielding toddler trying to eat soup without spilling it, the world’s first raspberry-picking robot … Continue reading

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YOUR AFTERNOON MUSIC BREAK

DIXIE DREGS: “PERPETUAL REALITY”

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I HAVE NO WORDS……

Bearded woman finds love. More power to her, I guess. What I don’t understand is her whining about people being mean on social media. Sorry, she deserves it. She put herself out there. A bearded woman has opened up about … Continue reading

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TODAY’S OPEN THREAD

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EYE CANDY

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CHINA THREATENS WITH RESTRICTIONS ON RARE EARTH METALS

Maybe the Chinese have forgotten what’s made America great: our creativity and ability to overcome adversity. So go ahead, China. We’ll find either other places or invent other materials. China is “seriously considering” restricting rare-earth exports to the United States, … Continue reading

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WHO’S GOING TO GET STUCK PAYING THIS LITTLE ASSHOLE’S BILL?

Kid climbs up memorial. 40 feet. Falls. Goes “splat” and “crunch!” and “snap!” Dumbass is still alive. A 13-year-old boy plummeted about 40 feet from a monument at the Gettysburg National Military Park in Pennsylvania. Authorities said the teen was … Continue reading

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