This will get those assholes’ kotexes in a wad: guy finally cums after eating salmon.

Gotta wonder, though, about having problems like his given he used to also drink his own piss.

A vegan YouTube star has revealed he ‘ejaculated for the first time in months’ after eating salmon following six years on a plant-based diet.

Tim Shieff, a vegan campaigner and world champion free-runner, released an emotional YouTube video last November in which he admitted abandoning veganism because he was ‘desperate’ to boost his health.

The 30-year-old, who boasts 175,000 YouTube subscribers and more than 85,000 Instagram followers, said eating raw eggs and salmon rejuvenated his depleted body.

He went on to reveal the fish helped him orgasm – something he was struggling to do on his plant-based diet.
In a new video earlier this month called ‘Am I still vegan?’ Shieff detailed the health issues he faced while being vegan.

He revealed he was suffering with ‘digestion issues, depression, fatigue, brain fog, lack of energy,’ and ‘waking up stiff’ in his joints.

‘I couldn’t do push-ups without getting injured,’ he said.

He has since been forced out of the ‘ethical’ clothing company he founded after he confessed to ditching his vegan diet.

Mr Shieff told how he visited a local farm after completing a ’35-day water fast’, in which he consumed only distilled water.

Seeing chickens ‘running around, completely free’, he bought two eggs and ate them raw. ‘It sent me questioning everything,’ he said. ‘A few days later I bought some wild salmon and tried that.’

His confession prompted a fierce online backlash from militant vegans and an apology for his behaviour from his colleagues at ETHCS, the vegan clothing company he founded three years ago.

They said they were ‘hurt and let down’ by his admission but insisted it was their ‘duty to build Tim up again’.

Mr Shieff initially said he was returning to veganism but in the video earlier this month he disclosed that he has completely abandoned a plant-based diet.

This prompted ETHCS, whose name is purposely misspelt because it says there is no ‘i’ in ethics, to drop him.

The company told a vegan news website: ‘For a long time Tim had been an inspirational example for veganism, as well as a good friend who has inspired us all, but this lifestyle change was something none of us could get on board with.

‘We have all been proud vegans for many years, and promoting the vegan message and ethical lifestyle choices was very important to us all.

‘Considering ETHCS was founded on these same principles, we all agreed it would be best if Tim stepped away from the company. And in time Tim agreed too.’

Mr Shieff from Littleover, near Derby, has twice won Ninja Warrior, an ITV assault course game show, and has built up a huge online following by posting daredevil ‘freerunning’ videos of leaps and handstands on top of tall buildings.

Six years ago Mr Shieff, whose YouTube channel has more than 180,000 subscribers, became a vegan and he has used his online platform to promote veganism and extreme fasting and diets, including drinking urine. He has drunk his own each day for two years.

He has previously said that going vegan takes ‘real bravery’. He told The Mail on Sunday that his departure from the company was a ‘mutual decision’.

‘I founded the company as a very passionate vegan. I have listened to my body and it’s guided me on another path for now and my beliefs have changed. My friends who I built the business with are all vegan and remain vegan, so they were shocked by it.’

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  1. bogsidebunny says:

    30 years old and the asshole’s worried about cuming. If he makes it to my age his only problems will be worrying about pissing in a dribble 20 times a day and shitting brick turds once a week.

  2. redneckgeezer says:

    He probably just looked at a picture of AOK. These leftists turds get a nut off on just about anything. Or, maybe he got a nut off on the fact he actually had a good meal for a change.

  3. Leonard Jones says:

    GODDAMN, I knew Bogside would be the first to post on this subject!

    In 1993, I suffered a mild heart attack. I was told I needed to go on a diet.
    Fuck every one of those trendy diets and exercise regiments, it took me
    less than 10 minutes to decide on a diet! Sodas, sauces, gravies, deep-
    fired foods, salsas, and other things went out the window!

    In 45 days, I lost 45 pounds. I do not know if this is a record, but it did
    not feel like a starvation diet. For more than 15 years, my big-fat biker
    ass went from 260 to 215 pounds, which is not bad for a senior citizen
    in his late 50s! I gave up smoking. I gave up all the bad shit except

    I suffered a Congestive Heart Failure. There is now a pacemaker/
    defibrillator implanted in my chest. I do not blame Marlboro or alcohol
    for the decline in my health. Nor do I blame the mountains of Asbestos,
    CFCs, VOCs, and solvents I came in contact with. All of the BAD decisions
    I made in life were my own! If I fuck some drug addicted, liberal cunt
    with antibiotic resist6ant STD’s I cannot blame her. If my dick falls off,
    it is on me!

    Boggie, you are the Oracle of Delphi, but you need to shed the negative
    vibes dude. We will win if we remain united.

  4. Toxic Deplorable B Woodman says:

    The guy’s playing fast and loose with his body. A 35 day water fast? You don’t think that won’t tear your body apart? As well as being the oddball “hardcore” (I had to snicker at that. hardcore? really?) vegan.
    I’m also thinking that extreme vegan is a self correcting problem. Poor health (as described above), and can’t get a nut off? Die early, and no next generation to pass your stoopid genes on to.

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