Monthly Archives: November 2018

FIRE EVERY ONE OF THESE PIECES OF SHIT

Students forced to say Pledge in Spanish: Two days before Thanksgiving, the principal at Fairfax, Virginia’s Westfield High School introduced a new program to encourage students to learn the Pledge of Allegiance in different languages. A week later, the principal … Continue reading

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THERE’S A LOT OF TRUTH HERE

Turkey, recently pardoned for Thanksgiving, found dead. A turkey recently pardoned by President Trump was found dead after claiming to have dirt on the Clintons, sources at the FBI confirmed Monday. The official cause of death was suicide, though the … Continue reading

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PRETTY AWESOME

Guy to sell Noah’s Ark to Israel: Devout Christian businessman Johan Huibers built the huge vessel, which has already sailed on Holland’s Maas River. He built the boat over five years ago to the exact specifications listed in the Bible … Continue reading

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VERY COOL CAR

They don’t make ’em like this any more. For our purposes, the word “lost” needs to be defined. Usually, “lost” is a descriptor applied to an object that no one car find, or something that hasn’t been seen since its … Continue reading

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I GUESS BRITS DON’T READ CONTRACTS, EITHER

But….but……I thought it would save the planet!!!! Julie Griffiths* bought her wanted to reduce her carbon footprint by installing solar panels. The cost would have been a prohibitive £12,000, so she signed a deal to lease part of her roof … Continue reading

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GO ON. GUESS THE RACE.

Inchworm bandits rob store. Gotta be another dark-skinned dumbass that owns the place and not have put in an alarm system. A group of thieves, dubbed the “inchworm bandits” for their bizarre MO, stole hundreds of dollars from a Texas … Continue reading

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They’re That Stupid

Science fiction writer says Lord of the Rings trilogy is racist because it discriminates against Orcs. Science fiction author Andrew Duncan has a message for J.R.R. Tolkien fans, particularly fans of the famed writer’s “Lord of the Rings” trilogy: Tolkien … Continue reading

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MIDNIGHT OIL: “RIVER RUNS RED”

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TEXTBOOK DEFINITION OF A GOLD DIGGER

25 year old Miss Moscow marries Malaysian King. She had to convert to Islam, of course. Which she happily did. Nowhere in the story do we read HOW they met. Come on! Miss Moscow. King of Malaysia. What social environment … Continue reading

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TODAY’S OPEN THREAD

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ONLY IN THE UK

You will not believe this. OTOH….it makes sense. And to think England used to be such a wonderful place. It’s infested with lunatics now. UK: Jailed Muslim rapist who fathered a child with his 15-year-old rape gang victim is invited … Continue reading

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BLACK-ROBED LIBERAL TYRANTS FIND WAY TO SKIRT LAW

In New York their highest court ruled immigrants illegals (there I fixed it) have the right to jury trials for misdemeanors. You know what thet will do to the court system, right? Delay in astonomical numbers of months. All the … Continue reading

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AND SOMEHOW WE’RE SUPPOSED TO LET THIS SCRUNT IN BECAUSE SHE WANTS A JOB?

Get one in your own country, bitch! Yeah, the fat fuck in the tear gas picture. Five fucking kids. The mother that was featured in a now viral photo taken outside the U.S. border in Mexico after being exposed to … Continue reading

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OCCASIONAL KOTEX DOUBLES DOWN ON HER STUPIDITY

Only liberals can be so stupid: New York Democrat Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez went on the attack against Sebastian Gorka in a Twitter tirade in which, in a roundabout way, she called the former adviser to President Donald Trump a “neo-Nazi.” The … Continue reading

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WTF?!?! THIS IS A STORY?

On Fox News. Who gives a shit? Unless you’re politically correct and are trying to score points. Imagine if this story was written where the mother was white; the guy black; and the same words spoken by the black woman … Continue reading

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FLORI-DUH! (PART 2)

Woman under cooks potato. Get’s stabbed for it. Guy’s got anger issues, I guess. White trash. A Florida man who allegedly attacked a woman over an undercooked potato has reportedly been arrested. Kenneth Crumpton, 36, stabbed a woman in the … Continue reading

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FLORI-DUH! (PART 1)

Gamer rapes girl, live, after he left his microphone on. At first I thought the fucker looked like a beaner. I think he’s a Mexican woo-woo beaner. A Florida video gamer was arrested Wednesday after a fellow gamer allegedly overheard … Continue reading

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FUNNY HOW THIS CORKSNOCKER ISN’T OUT ON THE BORDER INVITING THESE VERMIN INTO HIS HOME

Beaner masquerading as a news anchor, Jorge Ramos, says we have a “responsibility” to take in the illegals. Univision anchor Jorge Ramos said on Monday that America has a responsibility to “easily absorb” the caravan migrants and claimed it can … Continue reading

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IF TRUE IT IS SHAMEFUL FOX STOOPED THIS LOW

They slipped questions to Pruitt: Fox and Friends producers gave advance interview questions to former EPA chief Scott Pruitt, reports the far-left Daily Beast. Using the Freedom of Information Act, the Sierra Club obtained emails that show Pruitt was “given … Continue reading

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GOT AMAZON PRIME?

I do. Use it quite a bit and also watch Prime. Read on to make all your settings private. Gotta admit, Amazon could have done a better job making it easier to find these but the story helps find what … Continue reading

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This Is Funny

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WE ARE SO FUCKED AS A SOCIETY

“Spa days” for sex dolls in a “thing” now. Galmato Haven, a sex doll repair service based in San Marco, California, is capitalising on the growing market by offering the “ultimate treat” for users and their plastic companions. A “spa … Continue reading

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HOW FUCKED UP IS DETROIT?

Given the mansion owned by Aretha Franklin that faced onto a golf course, had 5600 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 6 baths, 3 fireplaces sold for only $300,000 ought to tell you everything you need to know. $300,000 buys regular houses … Continue reading

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Mother Forces Son To Be Transgender Girl

Parents are divorced and when the boy is with his mother, he will claim to be a girl but when with dad he claims he’s a boy.   Family friends say the kid want to be a boy.  It’s looking like … Continue reading

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WHAT SAY YOU?

I think the insurance company did the right thing. Gotta wonder, though…….60 years old and does not have $10,000? A Grand Rapids-based hospital system has denied a heart transplant to an ailing 60-year-old woman, recommending that she first try to … Continue reading

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SIMON AND GARFUNKEL: “KATHY’S SONG”

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WE NEED MORE OF THIS

NASA Rover lands on Mars. NASA’s $1 billion new Mars rover has successfully landed on the red planet after a nerve-wracking ‘six and a half minutes of terror,’ when it broke through the Martian atmosphere and was subjected to temperatures … Continue reading

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TODAY’S OPEN THREAD

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EYE CANDY

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Transgender Inmate Sexually Assults Fellow Female Prisoners

Guy who says he’s a transgender female rapes a woman and is sent to a woman’s jail where he/she sexually assaults four female prisoners. The freak already rapes one woman and then you send him to a female jail.   That’s … Continue reading

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SCREW YOU, BITCH! DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YA’ WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YA!

Mia love whines, takes shot at Trump. Too bad the scrunt can’t see the truth staring at her: Trump had a huge success backing candidates that won. Those he didn’t back (primarily Never Trumpers) almost all lost. Outgoing Republican Utah … Continue reading

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WHEN YOU’RE THIS FUCKING STUPID THERE IS NO CURE (PART 4)

Like this dumbass scrote from Hawaii who likens tear gas to chemical weapons. His name is what babies do in their diapers. And what triggered liberals do, too. Still waiting to hear these assholes volunteer to take these illegals into … Continue reading

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WHEN YOU’RE THIS FUCKING STUPID THERE IS NO CURE (PART 3)

One of Congress’ dumbest Knee-Grows somehow thinks that in America we MUST allow in anyone and everyone. And to think this fuck will be in charge of a committee come January. Rep. Elijah Cummings, ranking member of the House Oversight … Continue reading

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WHEN YOU’RE THIS FUCKING STUPID THERE IS NO CURE (PART 2)

You can’t make shit like this up: some democrat shit-for-brains says Trump is responsible for illegals storming our borders. Where is God when you need Him to strike these fucks down. H/T: Zip

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WHEN YOU’RE THIS FUCKING STUPID THERE IS NO CURE PART 1)

Occasional Kotex wants us to believe that the illegals trying to infest and swarm our country are like the Jews fleeing Nazis. REALLY?! YOU…. STUPID…. FUCKING…. CUNT!!! New York Democratic Rep.-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Sunday compared members of the migrant … Continue reading

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HOLY SHIT! ONE OF THE KEPT-WHORES SPOKE THE TRUTH

MSNBC. You can expect to hear of his firing soon. MSNBC reporter Gadi Schwartz, who is on the ground in Tijuana, Mexico, said Monday that most of the caravan members he’s encountered are males — many of whom are not … Continue reading

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AND THESE ARE THE PIECES OF SHIT TRYING TO INVADE US

The bother of Honduras’ president busted for drug running in Miami. The younger brother of Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernandez has been arrested in Miami on drug and weapon charges. Juan Antonio ‘Tony’ Hernandez is accused of conspiring with criminal … Continue reading

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ONLY ONE WAY TO MAKE SURE…..

Mexico says it will deport 500 vermin who rushed our border over the weekend. I’ll believe it when I see it. And then I need assurances they will STAY deported because in the US a deportee easily gets back and … Continue reading

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AND ANOTHER “AMAZING FIND” IN EGYPT

I call bullshit on all these discoveries all of a sudden. A mummy of a woman found almost perfectly preserved inside a coffin in Egypt dating back more than 3,000 years was unveiled today. The ancient coffin, called a sarcophagus, … Continue reading

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SHE OUGHT TO PASS THESE OUT BEFORE THE NEXT PRESSER

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ASYLUM SEEKERS MY ASS

Before I begin, look at this picture. A woman is fleeing tear gas. She’s got two kids. Check out that fat pig. Rolls of belly fat. Arms thicker than my legs. It’s obvious that wherever she lived she had plenty … Continue reading

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YES: “OWNER OF A LONELY HEART”

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CLIMATE CHANGE WILL CAUSE 26,000 MORE SUICIDES BY 2050

WTF? Where did these assholes pull this data. Is there a treasure trove of suicide notes saying “I’m killing myself because of climate change?” Right now we have a million people a year topping themselves. Let’s do some basic math: … Continue reading

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EYE CANDY

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