Use the comments to vent about what irks you and share links to interesting stories you’ve found.
Please be civil.
My IBS is kicking up really, really lately. I’ve spent half my July Social Security payout on Imodium and toilet paper. I know who’s to blame but I’m gentleman enough not to mention his name in this comment.
Probably me, posting all those silly cops lip syncing.
At least we know it’s not a psychological problem in boggy’s head.
Bogside just reminded me of a smartass comment I made at a first aid/CPR/
IED class. During the first aid segment, the nurse who conducted the training
brought up the issue of what to do when a woman goes into labor, a dumb
ass Tour Boss (shift supervisor) asked if anything could be done to delay things.
I am a world class turd in a punchbowl. I said, “Sure if you have a hammer and
a cork!” My mother told me that when the time comes, no force on earth can
stop it. I suspect the nurse’s mother got the same message from her mother
because she couldn’t resist chuckling at my wisecrack.
I would never offer such advice for Bogside because I like the guy and I too
have serious intestinal issues. I can get by most days, but when it hits, I start
shitting like a goose! I call it Incontinencia Buttocks from a gag line in History
of the World by Mel Brooks.
Get better Bogside!
OOPS AED, not IED
Comments are closed.