PURE WHITE TWEAKER TRASH

She was stopped and cops found a variety of drugs and as a special bonus…….a Kimber up her va-jay-jay. All 13.4 ounces of it. LOADED!

Her parents ought to be so proud.

A Missouri woman who was found with a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina during a traffic stop pleaded guilty on Friday to weapons possession and drugs charges.

Anika Witt, 27, pleaded guilty to two felony charges as part of a reduced sentence agreement that also requires her to testify against an acquaintance, reported thesmokinggun.com.

The serial criminal was stopped with Clinton McDonald, 29, on Interstate 55 just north of Bloomington. Ecstasy and heroin were found in their car.

Witt, who appeared at Circuit Court in McLean County, Illinois, faces up to 25 in prison – 10 for the firearm and 15 for possession of Class A drugs.

But her plea deal could see her term slashed when she is sentenced in June.

The Kimber .380 handgun is 5.6 inches long and weighs 13.4 ounces when empty.

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4 Responses to PURE WHITE TWEAKER TRASH

  1. bogsidebunny says:

    A.380 up the cunt? Holy shit! I hope the cops checked out her asshole cause there might be a Mossberg 12 gauge secreted in her colon.

  2. Drew458 says:

    At least it wasn’t a Desert Eagle. I can’t imagine going down on this one. I mean, aside from the echo, she tastes like Hoppe’s #9.

  3. dekare says:

    I can understand the insertion issue, especially on a woman who has an “active” lifestyle. But how in the hell did she handle the handgrip, what with the angle of it compared to the rest of the gun.

    I guess this action could give a whole new meaning to “rub one out”.

  4. Leonard Jones says:

    I am reminded of a quote on the long-dormant Soylent Blog:

    “Okay, so *is* pulling a large caliber handgun out of one’s snooch evidence of space
    aliens or not? I might need to know, for future reference.” — Critter

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