Hallmark Christmas Movies Are Evil

We all know the left attacks everything good. If somebody is happy, they want them unhappy. If somebody is straight, they want them gay. If they’re white, libs want them black. If they’re free, they should be enslaved. We all know this and expect it, but it’s always a surprise when the left attacks something you don’t expect. The latest in evil white things… Hallmark Christmas movies. No shit.

While most Americans are gathering around the television for their annual binge of Hallmark Channel Christmas movies, the left has been busy trashing the outlet for a too-white holiday lineup.The assault on the popular holiday tradition started this month with Salon.com’s report. The article is entitled “A super white Christmas: The Hallmark Channel gives us TV’s most homogeneous view of the holiday; Hallmark’s white Christmas tales have hooked holiday viewers while leaving minority actors out in the cold”:

Unless you’re a holiday die-hard or a regular Hallmark viewer you may be wondering why this matters. Let’s begin with the obvious statement that holiday-themed viewing plays a huge role in the annual traditions of all kinds of families. So, yes, this is a cultural representation issue and one made especially disheartening when you take into account the way these movies sell a nostalgia for a false, if durable, vision of an America that never existed. But it’s also a problem of hiring and economics.

Sugar-spun traits of “real” America dominate Hallmark’s movie plots through the year, in fact. Plots typically involve characters from or living in the mythological small towns of “real” America, melting the hard hearts of big-city folks or bah humbug grinches with their honest optimism and pure, decent values.

Not to be outdone, Slate and NPR jumped into the whole thing. If you even care, you can read their take at the above link.

I have a friend with a wife that loves these things. I made sure to send him a note about this so he could tell his wife to quit watching this evil stuff. I suggested the LGBTQ channel for some quality entertainment.

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5 Responses to Hallmark Christmas Movies Are Evil

  1. BobF says:

    I’m waiting for Bing Cosby’s classic White Christmas to be condemned as racist.

  2. bogsidebunny says:

    I’m not big on movies in general. Especially the Christmas schmaltzy stuff. But I do like “it’s a great life”. It combines Christmas with the good old America I grew up in.

    So I say to the Liberal assholes in this season of happiness and joy: Don’t look at or listen to what bothers you. That’s your constitutional right… But keep your bullying opinions to yourself while you mutha-fuckas eat shit and die.

  3. bogsidebunny says:

    White Christmas racist?

    It basically already has been tagged “racist”, Bob.


  4. John C says:

    When I was a kid growing up in the Willamette Valley in Oregon, we never had snow around Christmas. Lots of rain though. We sang the song “I’m Dreaming of a Wet Christmas…”.

  5. Leonard Jones says:

    This is why we are winning! A lot of the people who voted for Donald Trump
    were driven by the multi-culti PC insanity of the left. These idiots on the far
    left are too stupid realize their attacks on once sacred institutions would
    create a massive blowback. I believe that it was P.J. O’Rourke who said
    that the problem with socialism is that it politicizes everything. I would
    love not having to respond to the insanity of the left, but they simply will
    not quit!

    Superman renounced his citizenship and moved the land of the Cheese
    Eating Surrender Monkeys. Wonder Woman is carpet muncher and
    the Green Lantern is a peter puffer. Meanwhile, Santa Clause is a
    pillow biter and the left is praising concepts like Gaytivity scenes and
    that Jesus came about from a gay union between God and Joseph
    (Now THAT’S an immaculate conception!) And guess what? They
    are bringing McGuyver back. The original was so socially preachy
    even the diehard fans tuned it out. Imagine what the new uber
    leftist modern PC version will look like.

    These morons are overplaying their hand. When you are blindly
    following an extremist political ideology which is based solely
    on racism, hatred, intolerance and malignant narcissism, the
    common people will reject you and call for a return to sanity!

    Milk (Yes, milk) is now deemed racist. There is a country club
    out here in Mexifornia with a thick tree line separating it from
    a black neighborhood. If anyone would have told me even
    ten years ago that some people would call for those trees
    to be removed because they were racist, I would have pissed
    my pants laughing. We have racist trees and hurricanes now!

    These modern-day Robespierre’s have already denounced
    Christmas cards, so why not Christmas movies? These
    morons are destroying themselves and their movement,
    but they are fucking dense to get it. I say let them keep it up!

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