Monthly Archives: July 2017

OF COURSE HE WOULD

The mayor of sanctuary city, Austin, is telling sexual identity challenged assholes to join his city’s police force instead of the military. Good! Let him be responsible for the city going bankrupt as these special snowflakes demand sexual re-assignment surgery … Continue reading

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THE DAILY CHORTLE

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Who is Steve Wasserman?

Steve Wasserman just happens to be the U.S. Attorney assigned to investigate Imram Awan. And, who might Imram Awan be? He’s the IT geek who used to work for U.S. Representative Debbie Wasserman Shultz. Awan was arrested trying to flee … Continue reading

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BIRD DOES NOT SUFFER INSULTS LIGHTLY

Funny:

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A SPECIAL KIND OF HELL IS WHERE THIS BITCH BELONGS

Gave her baby a meth overdose and then threw the body in a dumpster. A mother has been charged with murder after her baby boy was found rotting in a dumpster in Oklahoma after dying of a meth overdose. Kathryn … Continue reading

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DARWIN DENIED

Couple lie down on tracks. Train hits them. They didn’t die. Too bad. Now we’re on the hook for their hospital bills. A train conductor told investigators in Florida that he slammed on the brakes when he saw a couple … Continue reading

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YOUR LUNCHTIME MUSIC BREAK

ZZ TOP: “I’M BAD, I’M NATIONWIDE”

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WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?

25 year old woman marries 69 year old man. Three years later she whines about not having the life she wanted and that he was bad in the sack. He shot her. On a completely different note: I see lots … Continue reading

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AND PEOPLE BUY THIS CRAP?

Sometimes literally……. (Lots of pics at link) From toenail clippings to a mirror made from disposable razors, these are just a selection of some of the weirdest items listed on Etsy. The online marketplace filled with handmade items is touted … Continue reading

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MORNING EYE CANDY

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WHAT AN ABSOLUTE LOAD OF SHIT

Another Facebook employee whining about not having enough money to rent a house. Bitch lives in her car. Maybe she ought to think about moving to a cheaper place to live. Fat bitch, too! he high cost of living in … Continue reading

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WHO’D ‘A THUNK IT?

Illegals pissed we’re trying to keep them out. It’s like saying burglars dislike getting caught. President Donald Trump’s border wall is not well liked amongst several countries where Trump is trying to enforce illegal immigration to the U.S., according to … Continue reading

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AND “EXPERTS” WONDER WHY PEOPLE HAVE SO LITTLE MONEY?

They spend it all on self-gratification, too lazy to prepare food for themselves: In light of yesterday’s OECD news confirming that Americans remain the most obese nation in the world, and as McDonalds’ blockbuster results yesterday showed, American consumers are … Continue reading

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WHEN BEING TOO EDUCATED MAKES YOU DUMB

Couple jump to their deaths over financial problem. You’d think with all their liberal education they’d be smarter……. A broke Manhattan chiropractor and his wife jumped to their deaths from an office building Friday — leaving suicide notes describing how … Continue reading

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TOO FAT? YOU CAN’T RIDE

And fatties are outraged. Are they right to be? OWA, Alabama’s newest amusement park, has been only open for one week, but it’s operators are knee-deep in a controversy over gender-specific weight restrictions for its rides. “This is not a … Continue reading

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A GOOD IDEA WHOSE TIME HAS COME

Treating Google and Facebook like utilities. White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon reportedly is calling for regulation on tech giants such as Google and Facebook. The Intercept reports that former Breitbart News Executive Chairman and current White House Chief Strategist … Continue reading

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AND YOU THOUGHT $150,000 WAS TOO MUCH FOR SOME STAIRS?

How about $2,000,000 for a 4 stall bathroom? Did you see the $2 million dollar bathroom? That’s what New York City government spent to build a “comfort station” in a park. I went to look at it. There were no … Continue reading

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THE RAGHEAD DOUBLE STANDARD IS ALIVE AND WELL IN EUROPE

Let one Christian shop kick out a customer and all hell breaks loose. But a raghead shop kicks out a woman without her head rag and authorities in Sweden are silent. A woman in Sweden said she was denied service … Continue reading

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WHEN WAR WITH RUSSIA STARTS, BLAME REPUBLICANS

They’re the ones who are so angry at Trump they sided with democrats to place sanctions on the Russians. Who retaliated by kicking out hundreds of Americans and re-possessing land. Russia told the United States on Friday that some of … Continue reading

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Ain’t This the Truth

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YOU KNEW THE CARTOON CHARACTERS BUT PROBABLY NOT THE VOICE

June Foray. Dead at 99. The premiere voice artist of classic female cartoon characters, June Foray, passed away Wednesday. A partial remembrance of her long career can be found at Mark Evanier’s blog. She was, of course, the premier female … Continue reading

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HAVE YOU BOTTLED YOUR SCENT?

Saved this woman’s life. And, no, farts don’t count. I know some of you were thinking that….. you know who you are …. 🙂 A woman with dementia who went missing in Florida was found by a police dog in … Continue reading

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MILLENNIAL PUSSIFICATION CONTINUES IN BOOK LABELS

The little pussies want to know if they might be “triggered” by reading them. Or seeing them? Or being in classes where they might appear. I think a general extermination is required. There is a new trend in town. The … Continue reading

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YOUR LUNCHTIME MUSIC BREAK

B.B. KING: “HEARTBREAKER”

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ONLY THE MENTAL DISEASE CALLED LIBERAL GETS YOU THIS KIND OF THINKING

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MORNING EYE CANDY

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ANYONE SEEN THIS ON THE NEWS?

Large explosives heists in Europe points to ragheads. The arsenal is a terrorist’s dream: 150 live hand grenades, 44 rocket propelled grenades, 1,450 9mm cartridges, 18 tear gas grenades, scores of triggers and detonators of various kinds, 102 explosive charges, … Continue reading

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HOW CONVENIENT!

The ACLU uncovers memos showing Obongo violated civil liberties of Americans. We’re supposed to believe that JUST NOW they found this? Those scumbags probably had this information for years but on ly now after their demi-god is out of office … Continue reading

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AND WHY AREN’T THESE SCUMBAGS IN PRISON?

Obama political aides involved in attempted to unmask hundreds of names of Americans involved in intelligence work to include Trump personnel. Don’t expect the worthless fucks called republicans in Congress to actually do anything about this. The chairman of the … Continue reading

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