MORON WONDERS WHY HE CAN’T GET A JOB

Wait until you read it all.

Especially the “going to jail” and “getting job offers” part.

A good solution for him is to jump off a tall cliff.

asshole-tattoo
The man with ‘Devast8’ inked on his face is back in the tattoo parlour – this time for a laser removal session.

Mark Cropp, 19, was overwhelmed with job offers after his desperate plea for employment went viral on social media.

Now the New Zealand man’s prayers have been answered by a tattoo removalist who is getting rid of the offending ink for free.

Sacred Laser co-owner Briar Neville applied her laser removal skills to the now infamous ‘Devast8’ tattoo on Tuesday afternoon, the New Zealand Herald reported.

The session was the first of 12 required to remove the black lettering, which the parlour is doing free of charge.

Ms Neville said she wasn’t sure what to expect due to the ink used and the prison tattoo’s size.

‘The main concern is that the ink he’s used is not your regular ink. It’s something they’ve made in prison by melting down plastic utensils,’ she said.

It is also the largest face tattoo she has ever had to deal with.

‘This would be the biggest [tattoo] on the face that I’ve come across.’

The 19-year-old was reluctant to get the ink erased, telling Kyle Sandilands on KIIS FM that he was worried people will say, ‘s*** that fella’s got a lot of blackheads.’

Cropp got the tattoo in jail after getting drunk on moonshine with his brother. The pair made the ink themselves.

They fashioned a tattoo gun from a pen spring attached to a cassette player and got carried away during what was supposed to be a ‘little one along the jawline.’

‘I went into jail with four tattoos and I came out with a full body suit,’ he said.

The 19-year-old struggled to find a job after his release, and turned to social media to ask potential employers to give him a chance.

He then turned down 45 job offers after they flooded in from around the country, telling Daily Mail Australia that he is, ‘just waiting for the right one to come about.’

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3 Responses to MORON WONDERS WHY HE CAN’T GET A JOB

  1. taminator013 says:

    Sends out a plea for job offers and then turns them all down waiting for the right one? When I was laid off from my good paying job during the recession of the early mid seventies I would have taken anything. In fact, I did. I worked in a sweat shop for minimum wage and no benefits. I made less there after taxes than I was getting on unemployment. Even without the prison record and tats I wouldn’t hire this guy just because he’s such an asshole…………………..

  2. redneckgeezer says:

    I read about this guy and just shook my head. I thought he already had a job as a actor in that video you posted earliler about the millenial lumberjacks. What a lazy piece of shit.

  3. dekare says:

    So, dozens of job offers and he turns them down. What, none of them were six figure CEO jobs? What, did they require him to start at the bottom and work his way up? He doesn’t want to work…he wants a handout. I bet he doesn’t even have a high school education. Nope, too cool for school. But he thinks he should be making the big bucks. Look at what college kids with real skills are coming out of school and being offered. It is tough out there.
    This moron when and put a big “DO NOT HIRE ME” sign on his face, gets a second chance, and still demands more. What a jerk. I hope he ends up homeless.

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