Monthly Archives: July 2017

The Republican Party Is Dead

My congressman, Ken Buck (R) of Colorado penned an excellent opinion piece about the Republican Party. It’s sad, but true… the Republican Party IS dead. The Republican Party is dead. At one time, the blood of the people coursed through … Continue reading

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Release Your Frustrations

Today’s world is filled with so many morons, that many of us need something to counter our stress. Why not have some fun in the process? A friend suggested I purchase the latest in weapons so I could go on … Continue reading

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IF ARCHER VISITED BOB’S BURGERS

Clever…. and both quite funny shows. H. John Benjamin has incredible range as a voice actor, which he has proven by playing Bob from Bob’s Burgers and Sterling Archer from Archer so differently it’s like they’re two different people. One … Continue reading

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HOW DAMNED STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE?

To pay $31,000 for a bespoke coloring book, for example. The Bespoke Coloring Book is being hailed as the “world’s most luxurious coloring book” and has a price tag to match – $30,850 for 10 bespoke illustrations created by famed … Continue reading

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YOUR LUNCHTIME MUSIC BREAK

FOREIGNER: “HOT BLOODED”

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LITTLE THINGS THAT RESTORE YOUR FAITH

Of course, they’re off to become Marines. I’d not have expected their actions from any other similarly aged group. A group of Cartersville youth made an 83-year-old veteran’s day. Hayward Chandler was eating at Steak ‘n Shake with his family … Continue reading

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AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT….

Solid gold coin worth millions stolen….. then melted. It was labeled one of the spectacular heists in Germany’s history. But now police in Berlin say they may have finally recovered the solid Queen Elizabeth II coin – in the shape … Continue reading

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MORNING EYE CANDY

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WOW! WHO WAS THE BLOODY GENIUS THAT FIGURED THIS OUT?

If you sleep less than 7 hours you get fatter. No shit, Sherlock. The more hours you’re awake the more opportunities there are to nosh on something. I like the way this commenter thinks: people are obese simply because there … Continue reading

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CITY OFFICIALS APPEASE LONE AMERICA HATER; TOWNSPEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT IDEA

One asshole complained about a flagged memorial so the city took it down. People wouldn’t stand for it and put it back up. You gotta love the level of asshole-ishness from town officials who say the memorial could cause driver … Continue reading

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TEN MOVIES FULL OF CLIMATE CHANGE PROPAGANDA

I’ve only watched one: Waterworld. Even so, when it came out it could have been treated as a “natural disaster” movie given that trying to make a movie with that premise means your choices are limited to volcanoes, meteors, sudden … Continue reading

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THE FACE OF DISGUSTING WHITE TRASH

If ever someone looked like a meth head it’s this POS who brought along her 10 year old to commit crimes. A Florida woman was arrested after she brought her 10-year-old child along in the getaway vehicle she drove during … Continue reading

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CLEVER WOMAN

She gets attacked and forced into her car. Thugs couldn’t drive a stick so she did. And saved herself. You know the suspects are niggers because twice an attempt at description is given but neither mentions skin color. Jordan Dinsmore … Continue reading

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THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T TRUST THESE FUCKERS

Especially when government agencies say they “fired” employees. They just get re-hired down the road a bit. Maybe Trump needs to focus on firing all managers at the IRS and put their names on a federal employment blacklist. Makes it … Continue reading

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LEFTISTS SHIT KITTENS AS MOM TURNS HUNTRESS

You’ll love the comments. A single mother has stopped shopping at supermarkets because she hunts and kills wild animals for her meals. Lisa Taylor posted photographs which show her holding her rifles and boasting about the animals she has just … Continue reading

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THE EPITOME OF MUSLIM ASS-SUCKING

Muslim cop shoots woman for no apparent reason. Whose home are the cops investigating? The woman’s! What else would expect from a city whose mayor wants to take away cops’ guns? Why did they search Justine Damond’s home? Is she … Continue reading

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THESE FOLKS CAN CUT A RUG

Looks like they’re having fun:

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WORLD’S RICHEST (PRIOR TO THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION)

Imagine owning a quarter of the world’s riches. Some of these did. Big map at this link. When we think of wealth today, we often think of the massive personal fortunes of business magnates like Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, or … Continue reading

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SOUNDS GOOD IN PRINCIPLE BUT…….

Honolulu is going to fine people if they walk across streets using their smartphones as anything but phones. They say the number of “distracted texting” accidents is skyrocketing. I disagree that the city should do anything. For the sake of … Continue reading

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YOUR LUNCHTIME MUSIC BREAK

OTTMAR LIEBERT: “”BARCELONA NIGHT”

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AIN’T THIS THE TRUTH?

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MORNING EYE CANDY

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YOU’RE NOT SURPRISED, ARE YOU?

People of Arkansas pass law limiting abortions. Obongo appointed judge rules against them. There will come a time when people will start considering judges no better than Old West outlaws and begin gunning them down. A federal judge has blocked … Continue reading

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ALL OFFICIALS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SHOULD BE TAKEN BEHIND THE BARN…..

Or raped like this woman was by an illegal set free by sanctuary city Portland police and had been deported 20 times already. I can only hope all criminal beaners go to Portland and repeatedly rape all the men and … Continue reading

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APPLE PROVES THEY’RE NOTHING MORE THAN CORPORATE WHORES

Yet still the liberal leftists will sing their praises. China appears to have received help on Saturday from an unlikely source in its fight against tools that help users evade its Great Firewall of internet censorship: Apple. Software made by … Continue reading

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ANOTHER CROCK OF SHIT

Film purporting to show brutality of Philippine president Duterte’s against druggies. Lots of quotes from him. A few pictures of dead people. No footage showing cops doing the killing. Some footage of what we call, “but my little boy dinndoo … Continue reading

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YOU REALLY GOTTA HATE SOMEONE TO THROW A TV AT THEM

From three stories up: (And what the fuck kind of name is Otishus? Look, I know my name is weird but it has its roots in a germanic word for “resolute.” Otishus? Give me a fucking break.) A Missouri man … Continue reading

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GUY SPEAKS TRUTH; PARENTS EXHIBIT MOCK OUTRAGE

At a baseball game. Fan calls her retarded son “retarded.” She’s demanding the Yankees apologize recognize her son’s “disability.” Fuck her. On second thought, I wouldn’t. Video has gone viral of a New York Yankees fan calling a developmentally disabled … Continue reading

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YET, STILL, IN THE EYES OF LIBERALS, WE’RE THE “HATERS”

Ragheaded terrorist bomb plot foiled. Brace yourself. Here it comes — the “backlash,” “fear of reprisals,” “islamophobia.” So what if they intended to bring an airplane down. It’s their religion. Freedom of religion! Respect it! In fact, Muslim immigration into … Continue reading

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OF COURSE HE WOULD

The mayor of sanctuary city, Austin, is telling sexual identity challenged assholes to join his city’s police force instead of the military. Good! Let him be responsible for the city going bankrupt as these special snowflakes demand sexual re-assignment surgery … Continue reading

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Who is Steve Wasserman?

Steve Wasserman just happens to be the U.S. Attorney assigned to investigate Imram Awan. And, who might Imram Awan be? He’s the IT geek who used to work for U.S. Representative Debbie Wasserman Shultz. Awan was arrested trying to flee … Continue reading

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BIRD DOES NOT SUFFER INSULTS LIGHTLY

Funny:

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A SPECIAL KIND OF HELL IS WHERE THIS BITCH BELONGS

Gave her baby a meth overdose and then threw the body in a dumpster. A mother has been charged with murder after her baby boy was found rotting in a dumpster in Oklahoma after dying of a meth overdose. Kathryn … Continue reading

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DARWIN DENIED

Couple lie down on tracks. Train hits them. They didn’t die. Too bad. Now we’re on the hook for their hospital bills. A train conductor told investigators in Florida that he slammed on the brakes when he saw a couple … Continue reading

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YOUR LUNCHTIME MUSIC BREAK

ZZ TOP: “I’M BAD, I’M NATIONWIDE”

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WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?

25 year old woman marries 69 year old man. Three years later she whines about not having the life she wanted and that he was bad in the sack. He shot her. On a completely different note: I see lots … Continue reading

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AND PEOPLE BUY THIS CRAP?

Sometimes literally……. (Lots of pics at link) From toenail clippings to a mirror made from disposable razors, these are just a selection of some of the weirdest items listed on Etsy. The online marketplace filled with handmade items is touted … Continue reading

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MORNING EYE CANDY

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WHAT AN ABSOLUTE LOAD OF SHIT

Another Facebook employee whining about not having enough money to rent a house. Bitch lives in her car. Maybe she ought to think about moving to a cheaper place to live. Fat bitch, too! he high cost of living in … Continue reading

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WHO’D ‘A THUNK IT?

Illegals pissed we’re trying to keep them out. It’s like saying burglars dislike getting caught. President Donald Trump’s border wall is not well liked amongst several countries where Trump is trying to enforce illegal immigration to the U.S., according to … Continue reading

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AND “EXPERTS” WONDER WHY PEOPLE HAVE SO LITTLE MONEY?

They spend it all on self-gratification, too lazy to prepare food for themselves: In light of yesterday’s OECD news confirming that Americans remain the most obese nation in the world, and as McDonalds’ blockbuster results yesterday showed, American consumers are … Continue reading

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WHEN BEING TOO EDUCATED MAKES YOU DUMB

Couple jump to their deaths over financial problem. You’d think with all their liberal education they’d be smarter……. A broke Manhattan chiropractor and his wife jumped to their deaths from an office building Friday — leaving suicide notes describing how … Continue reading

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TOO FAT? YOU CAN’T RIDE

And fatties are outraged. Are they right to be? OWA, Alabama’s newest amusement park, has been only open for one week, but it’s operators are knee-deep in a controversy over gender-specific weight restrictions for its rides. “This is not a … Continue reading

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A GOOD IDEA WHOSE TIME HAS COME

Treating Google and Facebook like utilities. White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon reportedly is calling for regulation on tech giants such as Google and Facebook. The Intercept reports that former Breitbart News Executive Chairman and current White House Chief Strategist … Continue reading

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AND YOU THOUGHT $150,000 WAS TOO MUCH FOR SOME STAIRS?

How about $2,000,000 for a 4 stall bathroom? Did you see the $2 million dollar bathroom? That’s what New York City government spent to build a “comfort station” in a park. I went to look at it. There were no … Continue reading

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THE RAGHEAD DOUBLE STANDARD IS ALIVE AND WELL IN EUROPE

Let one Christian shop kick out a customer and all hell breaks loose. But a raghead shop kicks out a woman without her head rag and authorities in Sweden are silent. A woman in Sweden said she was denied service … Continue reading

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WHEN WAR WITH RUSSIA STARTS, BLAME REPUBLICANS

They’re the ones who are so angry at Trump they sided with democrats to place sanctions on the Russians. Who retaliated by kicking out hundreds of Americans and re-possessing land. Russia told the United States on Friday that some of … Continue reading

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THE DAILY CHORTLE

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