A RESPONSE TO WORLD’S RESPONSE TO TRUMP’S DUMP OF PARIS ACCORDS

Here are a bunch of unhinged responses to Trump’s telling the world to go fuck itself and that we refuse to be it’s patsy.

My response to these assholes?

“GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!! GET A JOB AND QUIT MOOCHING OFF THE US TO FUND YOUR STUPID PET PROJECTS AND INCOME REDSITRIBTUION.”

11. Democratic super-donor Tom Steyer — who as an investor in many green-tech companies is anything but a disinterested party — thundered that Trump is “committing a traitorous act of war against the American people.”

10. John Kerry, one of the deal’s leading negotiators, said Trump is not helping the “forgotten Americans” he pledged to elevate, but instead will give their kids asthma (perhaps as soon as this summer!).

9. The ACLU, an organization ostensibly centered around civil rights, offered the bizarre claim that leaving the Paris agreement is “a massive step back for racial justice and an assault on communities of color across the U.S.”

8. CNN’s Fareed Zakaria upped the crazy a notch higher, telling Jake Tapper “this will be the day that the United States resigned as the leader of the free world.”

7. Elon Musk, who runs three companies that all depend to some degree on the idea that carbon dioxide will destroy planet Earth, said he takes America’s removal from this largely symbolic agreement so seriously that he’s going to make up the difference and stop crisscrossing the world in a private jet. Just kidding, he said he’s resigning his symbolic post on a symbolic presidential council.

6. Barack Obama, breaking again with the tradition of erstwhile presidents refraining from attacking their successors, channeled his inner Miss Cleo, arguing he knows what the future holds, and Trump’s decision means America now “joins a handful of nations that reject the future.” (Obama’s prophesy, for those wondering, foretells a “low-carbon” world that showers wealth upon fellow believers.)

5. MSNBC’s Donny Deutsch, apparently seeking a compelling way to express his philosophical differences with Trump, said the president “is a sociopath.” Also, “very dangerous.”

4. John Kerry — yes, he appears twice in this list — also released a lengthy statement on Facebook, in which he made the utterly-lacking-in-perspective take that Trump’s decision “will rightly be remembered as one of the most shameful any president has made.” Really? Worse than FDR locking up innocent Japanese Americans? Worse than President Adams outlawing criticism of his administration, and jailing critics? Worse than JFK’s Bay of Pigs fiasco? Think before you Facebook, Mr. Kerry!

3. Serial fabricator/MSNBC anchor Brian Williams intoned that “on a sunny day in the Rose Garden,” President Trump delivered a “dark speech,” and then approvingly quoted an Obama official who likened Trump to Hugo Chavez.

2. Apparently of the opinion that Kathy Griffin pretending to behead Trump wasn’t quite distasteful enough, an editorial cartoonist for the Australian Financial Review, David Rowe, likened Trump leaving the Paris agreement to … beheading the entire planet.

1. And New York’s Daily News takes the cake. Trying to recapture the glory of its notorious “Ford to City: Drop Dead” headline from the 70s, tomorrow’s front-page will appear thusly:

trump
Advertisements
This entry was posted in Misc. Bookmark the permalink.

4 Responses to A RESPONSE TO WORLD’S RESPONSE TO TRUMP’S DUMP OF PARIS ACCORDS

  1. Leonard Jones says:

    We must not forget that these “Treaties” are far more than a monstrous set of
    job killing regulations and massive tax increases on the American people.
    They also serve as a corrupt campaign finance machine for the Democrat
    party. Shit like this is larded with billions of dollars in grants for public sector
    unions, NGO’s and corporations. These are naked kickback schemes where
    tax dollars get kicked back into the Democrat party coffers.

    Trump was not shitting when he said he was going to drain the swamp!

    This more than anything else is why Trump has had the left shitting double edge
    razor blades since his election.

  2. Eskyman says:

    Oh, it does my little shrunken heart good, to see All The Right People going absolutely insane! Kudos to President Trump, who is not only exactly over his target, but is dropping MOABs on it! The effects are marvellous!

    Do you suppose that the Hawaiian Isles will go underwater? No, not through Glowball Warmening, that’s a hoax; but by drowning in Liberal Tears? If so, I’m cool with it. There are other islands!

  3. dekare says:

    I love how obama states that Trump is “rejecting the future”. Yes…President Trump is REJECTING YOUR FUTURE you POS, American hating, muslim, racist, commie, faggot, half-breed.

  4. bogsidebunny says:

    Keep the ball rolling President Trump. We got the shit-headed liberal assholes on the brink of insanity…Next stop they commit suicide thus cleansing America. Then mega Schadenfreude will ring through out the land.

Comments are closed.