Calf born with a couple of extra appendages in North Dakota.

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A calf born seemingly healthy at a North Dakota ranch has an extra set of limbs hanging off its neck.

The Black Angus calf was born Wednesday at Gerald Skalsky’s ranch south of Beulah.

Skalsky, 59, says he plans to have the extra limbs surgically removed so it doesn’t get caught in a fence

‘I’ve been ranching my whole life, and I’ve never seen anything like it,’ Skalsky told the Bismarck Tribune.

Skalsky said he doesn’t plan to keep the calf for breeding but he still plans to keep the calf’s mother.

The calf could’ve been born with one of two disorders, polydactyly or polymelia, state veterinarian Susan Keller told the Tribune.

With polymelia the extra limbs are often smaller or shrunken. Polydactyly is the result of genetic combinations involving recessive genes.

Keller says this type of defect is an ‘important topic that producers should not be afraid to report to their veterinarian and to all breed associations’.

She also suggested taking a DNA sample from the calf, cow and bull in order to determine ‘if the defect is genetic or due to other potential causes’.

Gerald Kitto, a veterinarian at Sheridan Animal Hospital, told the Tribune that he’s seen ‘three or four calves with an extra limb’ in his 42 years of work.

He said, in his opinion, it could be a set of twins that didn’t split during development.

‘It can be something else, but I think it’s more a mistake in gestation,’ Kitto added. According to the experts, the condition isn’t fatal.

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