Didn’t they just do a bang-up job of raising her!!

She uses her boyfriend’s ball to blend her makeup. Films it. Puts it out for the world to see. Along with all her metal spikes and assorted shit sticking out of her face.

She’ll be a hit at any future job!

FLORI-DUH!!! (Of course!)

The trend of using unconventional items to blend one’s make-up has been going strong for more than a year.

We’ve seen vloggers apply their foundation using everything from the PG-rated hard-boiled eggs and socks to the more R-rated tampons and condoms.

But to the shock of the internet, an 18-year-old girl has now gone full-on NC-17 and filmed herself using her boyfriend’s testicles to buff in her face base.

‘It actually works really nice because it’s warm,’ Johnna Hines said in the video, while gently dabbing her boyfriend’s balls against her forehead.

Johnna got the idea when she was putting on her make-up and her boyfriend, 20-year-old Damon Richards, stepped out of the shower.

‘He’s always messing with me so he started putting his balls on my head,’ she told BuzzFeed News. ‘I made a joke about using them as a beauty blender and we literally just looked at each other and started laughing and made the video from there.’

The stunt, which the Florida resident uploaded to Twitter two days ago, was clearly meant to grab the attention of social media, and with 25,500 retweets and 37,000 likes and counting, it certainly seems to have worked.

People’s reactions have varied, with some, including well-known male beauty YouTuber Manny MUA retweeting the video and saying, ‘IM F***ING SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’

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  1. redneckgeezer says:

    More than any Democrat vs. Republican bullshit, this is the kind of thing that really truly proves that we as a society are DOOMED.

  2. bogsidebunny says:

    Big deal. I put my contact lenses by sitting them on my girlfriend’s nipples and if I hold her tits just right the 2 lenses go in simultaneously.

  3. bogsidebunny says:

    Just in contact with my 22 year old daughter. She saw the video recently and thought it was vile, vulgar and idiotic. Thanks dear, it looks like I did something correct.

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