If I were her he’d be dick-less. That’s NOT a funny thing to do.
But since he’s a You-Tuber I doubt he actually did it and it’s all a put-on in which case they should both then have hot sauce poured in their underwear.
The cruel and unusual prank was conducted by Ryan Hamilton of Boston, otherwise known as the force behind YouTube channel HammyTV.
In a new video uploaded to his channel, Hamilton documents the process of pouring chili extract onto a thong he knows his girlfriend will be wearing on a jog later that day.
Hamilton continued to film as the couple went for a run in a nearby park. Jen had barely done half a lap around the park before she started experiencing discomfort – and ultimately ran home to pour almond milk in her pants.
The chili extract Hamilton used is called ‘Satan’s Blood’, and if the name doesn’t already sound bad enough, Hamilton explains to viewers that the oil contains 800,000 Scoville heat units – making it one of the hottest substances in the world.
For reference, a Jalapeno pepper contains approximately 1,000 Scoville heat units – meaning the oil Hamilton poured into his girlfriend’s underwear is the rough equivalent of 800 Jalapenos. Ouch.
Needless to say, Jen begins expressing her discomfort after having the underwear on for a very brief amount of time. The couple has barely done half a lap around a nearby park before she begins complaining of a painful itching and burning.
Convinced something is really wrong, Jen starts jogging back towards the house. It is only then that Hamilton reveals his prank to her. Though she’s clearly mad, she continues running home, eager to numb the pain.
Back at the house, Jen heads right for the refrigerator. She takes a carton of almond milk and begins pouring it down the back of her pants. She exclaims she has heard milk is good for soothing burns.
Milk in tow, Jen heads for the shower, cursing her boyfriend’s idea of a ‘prank.’
Many who watched Hamilton’s video were less than amused. One comment read,
‘My favorite part was at the very beginning. You know..when she didn’t have some a**hole putting hot chilies in her undies.’