Monthly Archives: April 2017

HOW TO PUT ON A SWEATER WHILE WEARING YOUR CAT

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RE-WRITING HISTORY FOR NORTH AMERICA?

It’ll be hard to prover but so far appears to have legs: The history of the people of America, a story that dates back to the last ice age, has been upended by the battered bones of a mastodon found … Continue reading

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YOUR LUNCHTIME MUSIC BREAK

NEW ORDER: “REGRET”

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THINGS YOU DON’T SEE MUSLIM KIDS DOING

Color blind kid comes up with new line of socks. Has sold over a million dollars’ worth so far. He is still in high school. Meanwhile Muslim kids can’t get past the “ripping an led clock out of an appliance … Continue reading

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NOW THIS IS FORESIGHT AND CONVICTION

Exemplifying the good that can come with money: “Almost 50 years ago, fried chicken tycoon David Bamberger used his fortune to purchase 5,500 acres of overgrazed land in the Texas Hill Country. Planting grasses to soak in rains and fill … Continue reading

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MORNING EYE CANDY

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TO DEMOCRATS, THIS IS WHAT CONSTITUTES FREE SPEECH

To them, allowing a painting advocating violence on police while depicting them pejoratively (in Congress) is free speech but banning a conservative from speaking at a university is not a violation of free speech rights. Figures it’d be a knee-grow … Continue reading

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WHAT I TALKED ABOUT YEARS AGO

For those who have been with me a few years you may recall long ago I said that kicking out all illegals in the US would be a good thing. The left, of course, and big business, feel quite the … Continue reading

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THE SCHADENFREUDE IS TASTY HERE

Yale college republicans hold BBQ nearby where a bunch of leftist twats are supposed to be having a hunger strike that lasts only until one of the SJW fucks gets hungry….at which time the hunger strike clock is re-set. Assholes. … Continue reading

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Restoring the Rule of Law

Trump hasn’t done everything he’s promised. He’s been hamstrung by the Democraps, Republican’ts, and several black robed tyrants. I’d like to see him do more and it’s in my nature to complain when he doesn’t, but the one thing he … Continue reading

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HOLLYWEIRDO WRITERS PISSED THEY MAY LOSE THEIR HEALTH PLANS

Yeah, I’m shedding crocodile tears over this. When Hollywood writers went on strike in 1973, they were agitating for something new — the creation of a health plan that would offer comprehensive coverage for its guild members. Since then, the … Continue reading

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WE NEED MORE OF THIS

Trump basically shouts out a big, “FUCK YOU!” to Obongo. Donald Trump has signed an executive order aimed at reducing restrictions on oil drilling in the Arctic and Atlantic in order to “unleash American energy”. The US president said it … Continue reading

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GOOD! I HOPE HE FELT A LOT OF PAIN

Arkansas death row inmate did not react well to his death cocktail. Too bad. Lawyers for a US death row inmate are calling for an inquiry after witnesses said he convulsed and groaned as he was being executed. Kenneth Williams … Continue reading

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THE DAILY CHORTLE

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FASCINATING STUFF

The Dzhanibekov Effect.  

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ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID THEY NEED THIS WARNING?

Not to play on railroad tracks, basically. Not little children. Young adults. Once again we’re thwarting Darwin. Let the dumbasses play there and take their selfies there. We can later watch all the “splats.” The state Department of Transportation is … Continue reading

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Karma’s a Bitch

What goes around comes around for a libtard in colorful Colorado. The libtard moron who wrote the letter to the editor calling for violence against oil and natural gas workers is now in fear of his life. I’m not big on … Continue reading

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YOU KNOW WHERE THIS IS HEADED, RIGHT?

Man arrested for assaulting a robot. How long before we have “police” robots” and assaulting one will carry a penalty as severe as that of a real life cop….even though it’s a machine. POLICE have charged a man who drunkenly … Continue reading

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YOUR LUNCHTIME MUSIC BREAK

GAMMA: “RAZOR KING”

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WHITE TRASH….PLAIN AND SIMPLE

What a POS mother, too. Skanks, both. Plain and simple. Danielle Bregoli, the rowdy teenager who shot to fame on Dr. Phil with her infectious catchphrase ‘Cash me ousside, how bow dah?’, appeared in a Florida court on Wednesday. The … Continue reading

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A HEART OF GOLD

I could not imagine myself doing this. And the Indian government does nothing to help her. Hell, they’re threatening her. The story of Sindhutai Sapkal is one of incredible determination in the face of adversity, rebirth and love of children … Continue reading

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MORNING EYE CANDY

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COULD THIS BE PRECEDENT FOR PARENTS TO RID SCHOOLS OF DISRUPTIVE ELEMENTS?

A judge ruled a suburb could separate from the county and form their own school district. Why? They did not want a bunch of ground-ape ferals ruining the education experience of their own kids. BRAVO!!!! A federal judge’s ruling this … Continue reading

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WHAT SAY YOU?

A kid with autism wins an essay contest until the organizers find out he has high maintenance needs which require his mother to attend They yank the prize from him. I was of two minds on this: 1. the organizers … Continue reading

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BROTHER SHOOTS SISTER WHILE HORSING AROUND

Martaevious Santiago. A beaner-ape. Wonderful! And we’re supposed to believe he’s a “Dindoo Nuffin” even though he’s been arrested 18 times already. Never let this little fuck see sunlight unless it’s through bars for the rest of his life. A … Continue reading

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IF PRISONERS HAD ANY HONOR…….

They’d kill this little fuck immediately. But he’s a nigger like most of them so he’ll be a hero. An 18-year-old man has been arrested in the brutal beating death of an 86-year-old woman, and is suspected of attacking a … Continue reading

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THE SCHADENFREUDE IS SO TASTY IN THIS ONE

A music fest for the entitled millennial SJW crowd ends up ripping them off: It was supposed to be the most glamorous event of the year, with all the selfie opportunities and flower-crowns a young, gym-bodied social media influencer could … Continue reading

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CONSEQUENCES: OBONGO REGIME STRIKES DOWN N.C. ELECTION LAW; HUNDREDS VOTED ILLEGALLY

The judges responsible for this ought to be removed from office, stripped of their right to practice law and sentenced to life in prison. Yet somehow still these fuckers are saying it places too much of a burden on people … Continue reading

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TEXAS GETS IT

They are proposing a law to tell the feds to fuck themselves. A proposal in the GOP-led Legislature in Texas calls for the state to ignore federal law and court rulings and forgo enforcing national regulations. State Rep. Cecil Bell’s … Continue reading

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HOW CAN YOU TELL GOVERNMENT IS OUT OF CONTROL?

Well, it’s Oregon so that should be no surprise. But they fined a man $500 saying he was not an engineer and therefore not qualified to file a report showing the timing of yellow lights was incorrect. Anti-First Amendment is … Continue reading

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THIS JUST PUT A Y-U-U-U-GE SMILE ON MY FACE

Mizzou just announced that student enrollment is down enough to force them to shut down 3 dormitories. Serves you right you politically correct bitches! Take your BLM shit and shove it up your collective asses. Mizzou enrollment plunge continues: Three … Continue reading

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HOW LONG BEFORE SOME EU COURT STRIKES THIS DOWN?

All in the name of multi-culturalism and tolerance, of course!! Germany partially bans burka and approves ankle bracelets for Islamists. German lawmakers approved a partial ban on the full-face Islamic burqa Thursday along with a number of security measures. The … Continue reading

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THE DAILY CHORTLE

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IMAGINE YOUR HOTEL WASHING YOUR COINS

This one does: In 1938, the hotel St. Francis in San Francisco began washing all its coins as a courtesy to guests -particularly women who wore white gloves. Back then, it was a full-time job, since coins could pay for … Continue reading

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WHAT SAY YOU?

School suspends student for two lines in his hair. Gotta love the feedback. “But if he grew his hair out, put it in pigtails and changed his name to Xandi, he’d be called brave,” Zombiedawg_67 posted in the KPRC comments. … Continue reading

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A FITTING CARTOON

It also applies to tennis shoes. Seen where Nordstrom’s is selling a pair for jeans that appear to be coated in mud……for $425!!!!???!!!

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IT’S ALREADY HAPPENING

Social media and devices make people lonelier. When there’s no need to leave the house……… Humans are inherently social animals, and our health suffers if we’re cut off from social ties. So it’s no wonder the so-called loneliness “epidemic” is … Continue reading

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YOUR LUNCHTIME MUSIC BREAK

DARYL HALL AND JOHN OATES: “PRIVATE EYES”

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IMAGINE FINDING THIS!!

First it was gold in a WW II tank. Now it’s gold in a piano. British officials say they’ve been unable to trace the rightful heirs to a trove of gold coins found stashed inside a piano and worth a … Continue reading

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WHEN YOU’RE SUCH A STUPID FUCK THE METER CAN’T GO ANY FURTHER

Joy Behar called Trump’s wife an illegal. These stupid fucking liberals wouldn’t know an illegal if they beat them over the heads with dildos until they see sense and can discern the difference between LEGAL and ILLEGAL. Joy Behar slammed … Continue reading

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MORNING EYE CANDY

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KICK HIM THE FUCK OUT

Asshole comes to the US, is a homosexual, has AIDS, overstays visa and is now whining about being caught. And we’re supposed to believe that because he’s a faggot with AIDS we’re now responsible for his health care? Send him … Continue reading

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ACLU CAN’T SEE FIT TO GUARANTEE FREE SPEECH BUT DOES FIND TIME TO SUE A CATHOLIC HOSPITAL

For what, you ask? The hospital refused to perform an operation on a weirdo-sexual. Special fucking snowflake still got its operation but felt offended and his safe space violated so he sued. Does California’s non-discrimination law on sexual orientation override … Continue reading

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MAXINE WATERS JOIN NAZI PELOUSEY IN THE DEMENTIA CLUB

These old bitches are losing their minds. But they’re liberals. So go figger. Maxine Waters, the quarter-century member of Congress who has new-found stardom as an attack dog for the left, suffered a brain freeze during an interview today when … Continue reading

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WHY DID I JUST KNOW IT WOULD BE A SHE-BOON DOING THIS?

Spraying lighter fluid on a teacher and threatening to burn her. Durham police arrested the mother of a local elementary student after the woman allegedly threw lighter fluid on the boy’s teacher and threatened to burn down the school. Eno … Continue reading

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NAZI PELOUSEY: DERANGED? DEMENTED?

It’s time for this delusional bitch to be removed. Nancy Pelosi’s mission on Tuesday was to give a brief speech and not renew questions about her health. She couldn’t do it. During Pelosi’s brief 7-minute speech to Refugees International, the … Continue reading

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OPIOID ABUSE CLAIMS EVEN MORE PEOPLE

Kentucky. Supposedly we’re losing “an entire generation” to this. Good!!!! Stupid fucks can’t deal with life then remove life from them. Hospitals are experiencing a massive increase in the number of heroin overdoses in Northern Kentucky, which suffers an average … Continue reading

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THE FRENCH HAVE LOST THEIR MINDS

A court ordered the state to pay off parents whose daughter traipsed off to join ISIS. You can’t make shit like this up. A high court has ordered the French state to pay damages to the parents of a teenage … Continue reading

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PUT THESE FUCKERS ON THE “TERROR WATCH LIST AND WATCH THIS SHIT STOP

Portland Rose Parade cancelled because antifa assholes threatened conservatives. These sons of bitches are domestic terrorists hellbent on causing pain, suffering and death on innocents. Just like ISIS. Make them a terror group and ship all their asses to Gitmo, … Continue reading

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WHEN CAN WE START SUING THESE FUCKERS FOR OFFENDING OUR CULTURE?

When will we be able to sue ragheads for not uncovering their females when they enter our homes? After all, in our culture women don’t cover up? A landlord was ordered to pay a camel fellating, pedophile prophet worshiping couple … Continue reading

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