Monthly Archives: July 2015

AFTERNOON EYE CANDY

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AN OZZIE’S TAKE ON BEANER WEATHER REPORTS

H/T: Ken

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AN OLDIE BUT GOODIE

A young Arab asks his father, “What is that weird hat you are wearing?” The father said, “Why, it’s a ‘chechia’ because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun.” “And what is this type of clothing that … Continue reading

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YOU BETTER WARN YOUR KIDS!

If they like to eat Wheaties for breakfast they may want to pay attention to what happens after 39 years of eating them. And if you’ve been eating them a while you may soon feel strange “urges.”

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YOUR AFTERNOON MUSIC BREAK

MEAT PUPPETS: “VIOLET EYES”

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IMMORTALITY COMING SOON?

Not in time for me, alas. Scientists have discovered how to switch off the ageing process in worms – which could eventually lead to the mechanism being delayed in humans. The study of worms showed adult cells abruptly begin their … Continue reading

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MORNING EYE CANDY

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AND WE NEEDED A HIGH-PRICED STUDY TO CONCLUDE THIS?

You’ll never believe it: BULLIES HAVE HIGHER SELF ESTEEM AND LOWER DEPRESSION RATES No FUCKING duh!!! Does anyone think a bully acts like a bully because they’re timid and shy? Asshole researchers. Of course, the leftist bleeding hearts will condemn … Continue reading

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WHERE ARE OBONGO’S PRIORITIES?

You have to wonder that given the Obongo Regime is going to investigate that lion killing. Yeah! We’re going to see our taxpayer dollars wasted as fish and wildlife personnel go on a boondoggle to Zimbabwe to “investigate.” It’s apparent … Continue reading

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OBAMA TO OFFER COLLEGE GRANTS TO PRISONERS

Yep! Our taxpayer dollars will be wasted on these pieces of shit in prison. And once again Obongo is trying to end-run a feckless, useless, ball-less Congress. Rather unintentionally I have anecdotal proof this will be a colossal failure. It’s … Continue reading

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PERPETUALLY OFFENDED CAIR CALLS ON FEDS TO KISS THEIR OWIE

They’re suing that Florida gun shop that refuses to sell to ragheads. I think the only solution is for the shop to use pig-fat based lubricants on all their weapons. And dip all bullet tips, knifes, bayonets in pig oil. … Continue reading

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PEOPLE ARE GETTING FED UP

Confederate flags were placed at the MLK Center and Ebeneezer Church in Atlanta. I want to see the linguistic contortions the cops use to charge these guys with a “hate” crime. And, of course, the perpetually offended, chip-the-size-of-a-redwood pastor called … Continue reading

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ONCE A CRIMINAL, ALWAYS A CRIMINAL?

When it comes to many ground-apes that’s apparently so. Tens of thousands were spent getting this assclown out of jail and shortly after he not only reverts to a criminal lifestyle and sells drugs but also gets himself a gun. … Continue reading

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IT’S CONFIRMED! WE’VE SLIPPED INTO AN ALTERNATE REALITY

Did you know that finding out about and relaying to the public information about the murders of tens of thousands of small children is now considered a “terrorist act?” According to Planned Parenthood, it is. Maybe it’s time to forcibly … Continue reading

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HOW MUCH INFLUENCE CAN YOU GET FOR $12,000,000?

Apparently a shitload when it comes to Obongo and Planned Parenthood. Your proof is in: 1. how the Kept-Whores keep burying the story 2. how the Kept-Whores refuse to question the regime on this 3. how a judge is stifling … Continue reading

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Why Women Turn Men Gay

 

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THIS IS WHY I WAS AGAINST NET NEUTRALITY

It’s supposed to make everyone “equal” on the internet. A quick look at every government program/agency out there tasked with making things “fair” should have been an early indicator of why net neutrality would fuck over paying consumers. The leeches, … Continue reading

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THE DAILY CHORTLE

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AFTERNOON EYE CANDY

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IF ONLY THIS GUY HAD CONTACTED ME

A 560 pound man wants to ride his bike across the country to lose weight. He’s not gotten very far. As a matter of fact, he’s only gone 90 miles in two months. He seems surprised his bike keeps breaking … Continue reading

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SO THAT WE NEVER FORGET

Today is the 70th anniversary of the USS Indianapolis’ sinking. Today is the 70th anniversary of the sinking of the USS Indianapolis, of one of the most terrible catastrophes in the history of the United States Navy. After completing a … Continue reading

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GOT TEENS?

Here’s a list of 50 things they should do before they’re 20 years old.

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GUY PLAYS OUT HIS FANTASY AND BUILDS A STAR TREK HOME

In Colorado. He’s done a decent job of it, too. Many pics at the link, here. ‘Being a fan of Star Trek has given me a life’, claims 69-year-old Steve Doman. The devoted trekkie has spent 14 years transforming his … Continue reading

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YOUR AFTERNOON MUSIC BREAK

BLUE OYSTER CULT: “GODZILLA”

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FROM THE POLITICAL CARTOON ARCHIVES

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MORONS GET A TASTE FOR WHAT THEY’VE BEEN DISHING OUT

Pickup trucks with men holding Confederate flags and shouting epithets interrupted a birthday party for a black girl. Guests and parents were not pleased. It may soon be time to grab some popcorn. A black child’s birthday party in Georgia … Continue reading

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MORNING EYE CANDY

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I THINK THE DISPATCHER CALLED IT CORRECTLY

A dispatcher is in hot water after getting fed up with a woman and telling her to “deal with it yourself.” One thing is certain, we have one fewer POS gang-banger to deal with. A dispatcher for the Albuquerque Fire … Continue reading

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IF PARENTS HAD INTEGRITY

They’d yank their kids out of the University of New Hampshire. Why? Because they’ve declared saying the word “American” is offensive. I SHIT YOU NOT. The University of New Hampshire wants the word “American” banned. It’s offensive. A new language … Continue reading

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AND SOMEHOW YOU STILL DON’T THINK LIBERALISM IS A MENTAL DISEASE

Imagine if a motorcycle gang called itself, “Murdering Cyclists” and were large enough to strike fear in the hearts of a city’s neighborhoods. Further imagine each member who wanted to swear allegiance to the “Murdering Cyclists” needed to commit a … Continue reading

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OUR PRIORITIES SURE ARE MESSED UP!

This one’s about the dentist who killed that lion in Africa. OMIGOD!! THE OUTRAGE!!! At first I was “ho-hum” but I’m on board with it now. Yessiree-bob, I’m outraged, too. After all, how could you not be given that people … Continue reading

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ANYONE SEEN THIS ON THE NEWS?

An Hispanic masquerading as a raghead tried to plant a bomb on a Key West beach. If there was still honor amongst thieves this fucker would be shivved in prison/jail. And who the hell names their kid “Harlem?” Everything you … Continue reading

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PLANNED PARENTHOOD GETS HELP FROM BLACK ROBED TYRANT….AND THE KEPT-WHORES

A judge prohibited the Center for Medical Progress from releasing any more of their undercover movies. A temporary restraining order has been issued preventing an anti-abortion group from releasing any video of leaders of a California company that provides fetal … Continue reading

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I GOTTA SUPPORT THE HOMEOWNER ON THIS ONE

Someone was flying a drone claiming that it was used to capture images for a real estate sale. His daughters were in the backyard. The drone came over his property and back yard rather than back over to the street … Continue reading

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Allan West Says It All

  Vilmar note: this was posted on the 24th, I know, but it deserves a re-run. Thanks, Bob.

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THE DAILY CHORTLE

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AFTERNOON EYE CANDY

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Cops Need To Look The Other Way When Blacks Break The Law.

White Cop charged with murder after shooting a black motorist he stopped for a traffic violation. CINCINNATI (AP) — A University of Cincinnati officer who shot a motorist during a traffic stop over a missing front license plate has been … Continue reading

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TRUMP CALLS GELLER A BLOWHARD

Yeah, this just endeared me to this guy. Yes, it’s ironic for Donald Trump to call anyone else “an obnoxious blowhard” but the shoe fits so satisfyingly on Pamela Geller. We’ve been reporting about Fox News’ efforts to delegitimize the … Continue reading

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THIS IS HOW MY BRAIN WORKS NOW

Saw this headline: Joe Jackson fitted with pacemaker after suffering THREE heart attacks following hospitalisation for stroke After clicking on it I saw they were not referring to Joe Jackson, the singer/artist but another Joe Jackson, related to the moonwalking … Continue reading

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OBONGO REGIME CONTINUES TO WASTE TAXPAYER MONEY

This time they spent a quarter of a million dollars to study how men who drink look at women. You can’t make shit like this up. The National Institutes of Health (NIH) is spending over $200,000 to study how men … Continue reading

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Aren’t You Bruce Jenner?

Married With Children called it twenty years ago.

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YOUR AFTERNOON MUSIC BREAK

COLEMAN HAWKINS AND SONNY ROLLINS: “LOVER MAN”

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JACKIE MASON RIPS OBONGO REGIME ON IRAN DEAL

He says NYC restaurants have more stringent inspections than we’re giving Iran: Legendary Jewish comic Jackie Mason joined the list of critics of the nuclear deal signed between world powers and Iran Sunday, jesting that New York restaurants face a … Continue reading

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HOW MANY “NOT RICH” WOMEN DO YOU KNOW GETTING $600 HAIRCUTS?

I guess we should add the Hildebeast to that list given she claims not to be rich but DOES get $600 hair styling. Hillary Clinton put part of Bergdorf Goodman on lockdown on Friday to get a $600 haircut at … Continue reading

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What Say You?

 

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MALE FEMINIST HATES THAT HE LIKES TO BBQ

Someone please sterilize this poofter. And we wonder what’s wrong with today’s men? They’ve been taught by yesterday’s femi-nazi women. The comments appear to be brutal. And well-deserved for this little pansy-ass. I hate how much I love to grill. … Continue reading

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The Perpetually Offended

Waitress fired after she identified two customers as “Black Couple” on their receipt. MARYLAND HEIGHTS, Mo. — A waitress in Maryland Heights, Missouri, is out of a job after she reportedly labeled two of her customers as “black couple” on a … Continue reading

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IT’S TIME FOR THIS TO HAPPEN

We’ll never see it but in a sign that things could start being right with the world again three should be a headline that reads: OBAMA ARRESTED FOR ALLOWING DEATH OF WOMAN, ATTEMPTED RAPE OF ANOTHER WOMAN, THE SHOOTING OF … Continue reading

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MORNING EYE CANDY

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