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Monthly Archives: July 2015
AN OLDIE BUT GOODIE
A young Arab asks his father, “What is that weird hat you are wearing?” The father said, “Why, it’s a ‘chechia’ because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun.” “And what is this type of clothing that … Continue reading
YOU BETTER WARN YOUR KIDS!
If they like to eat Wheaties for breakfast they may want to pay attention to what happens after 39 years of eating them. And if you’ve been eating them a while you may soon feel strange “urges.”
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YOUR AFTERNOON MUSIC BREAK
MEAT PUPPETS: “VIOLET EYES”
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IMMORTALITY COMING SOON?
Not in time for me, alas. Scientists have discovered how to switch off the ageing process in worms – which could eventually lead to the mechanism being delayed in humans. The study of worms showed adult cells abruptly begin their … Continue reading
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AND WE NEEDED A HIGH-PRICED STUDY TO CONCLUDE THIS?
You’ll never believe it: BULLIES HAVE HIGHER SELF ESTEEM AND LOWER DEPRESSION RATES No FUCKING duh!!! Does anyone think a bully acts like a bully because they’re timid and shy? Asshole researchers. Of course, the leftist bleeding hearts will condemn … Continue reading
WHERE ARE OBONGO’S PRIORITIES?
You have to wonder that given the Obongo Regime is going to investigate that lion killing. Yeah! We’re going to see our taxpayer dollars wasted as fish and wildlife personnel go on a boondoggle to Zimbabwe to “investigate.” It’s apparent … Continue reading
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OBAMA TO OFFER COLLEGE GRANTS TO PRISONERS
Yep! Our taxpayer dollars will be wasted on these pieces of shit in prison. And once again Obongo is trying to end-run a feckless, useless, ball-less Congress. Rather unintentionally I have anecdotal proof this will be a colossal failure. It’s … Continue reading
PERPETUALLY OFFENDED CAIR CALLS ON FEDS TO KISS THEIR OWIE
They’re suing that Florida gun shop that refuses to sell to ragheads. I think the only solution is for the shop to use pig-fat based lubricants on all their weapons. And dip all bullet tips, knifes, bayonets in pig oil. … Continue reading
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PEOPLE ARE GETTING FED UP
Confederate flags were placed at the MLK Center and Ebeneezer Church in Atlanta. I want to see the linguistic contortions the cops use to charge these guys with a “hate” crime. And, of course, the perpetually offended, chip-the-size-of-a-redwood pastor called … Continue reading
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ONCE A CRIMINAL, ALWAYS A CRIMINAL?
When it comes to many ground-apes that’s apparently so. Tens of thousands were spent getting this assclown out of jail and shortly after he not only reverts to a criminal lifestyle and sells drugs but also gets himself a gun. … Continue reading
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IT’S CONFIRMED! WE’VE SLIPPED INTO AN ALTERNATE REALITY
Did you know that finding out about and relaying to the public information about the murders of tens of thousands of small children is now considered a “terrorist act?” According to Planned Parenthood, it is. Maybe it’s time to forcibly … Continue reading
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HOW MUCH INFLUENCE CAN YOU GET FOR $12,000,000?
Apparently a shitload when it comes to Obongo and Planned Parenthood. Your proof is in: 1. how the Kept-Whores keep burying the story 2. how the Kept-Whores refuse to question the regime on this 3. how a judge is stifling … Continue reading
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THIS IS WHY I WAS AGAINST NET NEUTRALITY
It’s supposed to make everyone “equal” on the internet. A quick look at every government program/agency out there tasked with making things “fair” should have been an early indicator of why net neutrality would fuck over paying consumers. The leeches, … Continue reading
IF ONLY THIS GUY HAD CONTACTED ME
A 560 pound man wants to ride his bike across the country to lose weight. He’s not gotten very far. As a matter of fact, he’s only gone 90 miles in two months. He seems surprised his bike keeps breaking … Continue reading
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SO THAT WE NEVER FORGET
Today is the 70th anniversary of the USS Indianapolis’ sinking. Today is the 70th anniversary of the sinking of the USS Indianapolis, of one of the most terrible catastrophes in the history of the United States Navy. After completing a … Continue reading
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GOT TEENS?
Here’s a list of 50 things they should do before they’re 20 years old.
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GUY PLAYS OUT HIS FANTASY AND BUILDS A STAR TREK HOME
In Colorado. He’s done a decent job of it, too. Many pics at the link, here. ‘Being a fan of Star Trek has given me a life’, claims 69-year-old Steve Doman. The devoted trekkie has spent 14 years transforming his … Continue reading
YOUR AFTERNOON MUSIC BREAK
BLUE OYSTER CULT: “GODZILLA”
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FROM THE POLITICAL CARTOON ARCHIVES
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MORONS GET A TASTE FOR WHAT THEY’VE BEEN DISHING OUT
Pickup trucks with men holding Confederate flags and shouting epithets interrupted a birthday party for a black girl. Guests and parents were not pleased. It may soon be time to grab some popcorn. A black child’s birthday party in Georgia … Continue reading
I THINK THE DISPATCHER CALLED IT CORRECTLY
A dispatcher is in hot water after getting fed up with a woman and telling her to “deal with it yourself.” One thing is certain, we have one fewer POS gang-banger to deal with. A dispatcher for the Albuquerque Fire … Continue reading
IF PARENTS HAD INTEGRITY
They’d yank their kids out of the University of New Hampshire. Why? Because they’ve declared saying the word “American” is offensive. I SHIT YOU NOT. The University of New Hampshire wants the word “American” banned. It’s offensive. A new language … Continue reading
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AND SOMEHOW YOU STILL DON’T THINK LIBERALISM IS A MENTAL DISEASE
Imagine if a motorcycle gang called itself, “Murdering Cyclists” and were large enough to strike fear in the hearts of a city’s neighborhoods. Further imagine each member who wanted to swear allegiance to the “Murdering Cyclists” needed to commit a … Continue reading