Another Perverted Floridan

Now and again Vilmar mentions that Floridans behave rather strangely. After reading this article, I can understand why.

This guy takes first prize for being one of the most perverted sons of bitches I’ve ever heard of. Sex with a dolphin. It gets better – the dolphin seduced him.

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5 Responses to Another Perverted Floridan

  1. WTF is it about Florida? Like really, is there something in the magnetic field there?

  2. Leonard Jones says:

    Years ago, Rush Limbaugh reported on a liberal Eco skank who liked to jack
    off dolphins. Wanna bet this asshole is a libtard?

  3. Toejam says:

    The whole article smells a bit fishy to me.

    Yea gang I know dolphins are mammals not fish, but my “one-liner” had some merit.

    Here’s a great one-liner from the MSM, (“Micks Speak Moronese”):

    http://www.irishcentral.com/news/We-dont-want-men-and-women-getting-married-says-anti-gay-marriage-advocate.html

  4. dekare says:

    I live in Florida, and I have been to seaworld, and I will say without any hesitation, that dolphin was asking for it. When I was at seaworld, there was a dolphin giving me the eye I tell you. That dolphin wanted me, and strangely, I was drawn to it. I found myself all aroused and it was all I could do to keep from jumping in the water and making sweet love to that oh so sexy dolphin. Luckily, my wife witnessed the whole thing and snapped me out of it just before I was able to jump in and have my way with that damn dolphin. I tell you, the dolphin was all at fault here. You can not blame that innocent man. It all goes back to our instincts from before mammals left the water and took up life on land. We can’t help it.

  5. Toejam says:

    Dekare,

    Read your comment.

    My advice: Seek professional help, ASAP.

    Maybe you can appear on Dr. Phil’s TV show and demostrate your skill at love-making to a slippery dolphin. 🙂

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