I WANT TO RENT A CAR IN ENGLAND

Why?

They offer “free cock sucking.”

enterprise-rental

Apparently, the UK version of Enterprise Rent-A-Car has a wildly different business model than the version we Americans get. A reportedly sabotaged advertisement for Enterprise in a Welsh newspaper claims the company offers “cock sucking” among their many services.

The ad in question appeared in the July 19 edition of Wales Pembrokeshire Herald. It claims Enterprise has every day low rates, holiday discounts, an extensive range of vehicles to choose from, home pick-up and delivery, and “cock sucking.” High-larious.

Except the newspaper and Enterprise don’t find it terribly funny, because they say it wasn’t supposed to happen. The Herald has asked the local police to investigate the incident, believing the ad was altered by some unauthorized person, British journalism blog Hold the Front Page reports.

The recently-launched newspaper has since apologized to its customers and to Enterprise. About 20,000 copies went out before the problem was noticed.

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2 Responses to I WANT TO RENT A CAR IN ENGLAND

  1. Leonard Jones says:

    Frank Zappa did a very good remake, but here is the 1954 Clovers classic (The Cocksuckers Ball):

  2. bogsidebunny says:

    Maybe the same person who identified the Korean pilots of the Asiana flight, which crashed upon landing at San Francisco airport was responsible for this ad.

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