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#Release the Documents!

“It is abundantly clear that the entire Meuller investigation is a lie built on a foundation of corruption.” – Rep. Matt Gaetz

The story is simple.

Political operatives within the DOJ and FBI, working to help elect Hillary Clinton, conspired with political operatives outside government to spy on the 2016 campaign officials of Donald Trump. One of the tools they used was unlawful FISA-702 “queries” and surveillance. FULL STOP.

The noose is tightening, the light is beginning to shine on this corruption, the Democrats are scrambling and trying to obstruct the exposing of their abuse, and I’m beginning to believe that there may actually be some people going to JAIL. I’d love to see Andrew McCabe lose his retirement. He won’t need it anyway where he may be going.

Congressmen Jim Jordan and Matt Gaetz are saying that with as much as we all know at this point, we will be shocked when everything is made public. The idea that there was a conspiracy to take down the American government has been looked upon as something akin to nutjobs in their tinfoil hats. No more… Demoncrats are feverishly trying to keep all this information hidden and those about to be exposed are running for cover as the swamp is draining.

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ENDING YOUR DAY WITH A CHUCKLE

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BECAUSE IT’S FUNNY

And you’d never be able to get away with doing it today.

H/T: Knuckledraggin

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Always Wear Your Life Jacket

Having boated for many years, I’ve seen my share of stupid people. I’ve never understood why one doesn’t have to get a boat driver’s license, but who am I to say? I confess, I don’t always were a life jacket when I’m in my boat. I have a 22′ C-Dory cruiser, with an enclosed cabin and a deep cockpit, so falling out isn’t going to be an issue in good weather. After watching this video, I may need to rethink my own habits.

It’s really hard for me to understand how the below happened. The driver of the offending boat has to be one of the most clueless individuals ever to set foot on a floating vessel. He has said publicly he did nothing wrong. You be the judge…

Hope these guys take the guy for everything he has so he never gets behind the helm of a boat again.

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I HAD TO STEAL THIS

From Grouchy Old Cripple: You might live in a shithole country if…..

If you have to squat to drop a deuce in a hole in the ground, you might live in a shithole country.

If your country does not have running water, you might live in a shthole country.

If you do not have electricity 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, you might live in a shithole country.

If your tap water is not safe to drink, you might live in a shithole country. I stayed at a Sheraton Hotel in Cairo Egypt and we were told not to drink the tap water. At a Sheraton!

If the name of your country ends in stan, you might live in a shithole country.

If your country is run by Moslems, you definitely live in a shithole country.

If your country is in Africa, you prolly live in a shithole country.

If your claim that your country is not a shithole country, like the president of Ghana did, you definitely live in a shithole country.

If your country is run by communists, you live in a shithole country.

If your country is in Central America, you might live in a shithole country.

If your country’s name starts with M and ends with exico, you live in a shithole country.

If you have emigrated to this country but insist on waving the flag of the country you came from, you came from a shithole country and you need to go back to it.

If you have emigrated to this country and the American flag offends you, you came from a shithole country and need to go back to it.

If you live in Haiti, you live in a shithole county.

If President Trump says your country is a shithole country, you live in a shithole country.

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YOUR AFTERNOON MUSIC BREAK

DIRE STRAITS: “SKATE AWAY”
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